Ask the Poobah
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ASK THE POOBAH
- It depends. Who are you asking?
- 8.27.04: Video Edition of the Poobah
- Eisner hasn't learned how to hone his mind-control yet. He's getting there, it just takes time.
- No, but Lesbians kiss by rubbing something else.
- Not much, considering it's blown to shit and all.
- Breastfeeding. It's all the female's fault, as per the norm.
- HMC sells out for a good reason, circus folk invading your 'hood, and people seem to be really high this week.
- Poobah went on vacation and all he got was this stupid column.
- The myth about warts, my parents are revealed, and Poobs justs wants to have fun.
- The roads of men, what to wear at graduation, and you gotta go when you gotta go.
- My Cousin's beard rules all, the Queer Eye guys save another, and God is sick of California.
- Meet the Schmoobah, Santa and the Jews, and why women like Firefighters.
- Dannyboy asks most of the questions, because apparently everyone forgot it was Friday.
- Pardon my French, I blame James Marsters for everything, and my girlfriend.
- Dusting off the ol' Crystal Balls, the Secretary of Hillarity, and my sister: defined.
- A whole lot of ass, a whole lot of Canadians, and a whole lot of love.
- Ask The Poobah: 024
- Why El Presidente may be Kevin Smith, American Scandal, and people I wouldn't mind eating to live.
- Dating the dead, things to do at work when you're bored, and Angel finale predictions.
- Those Heartless Fox suits, celebrity shockers, and bunny sex.
- Ask The Poobah: 020
- Newfound Religion, idiots running the taco stand, and fluffy bunnies.
- Reality shows aren't real, America's dumb ass youth, and I get subpoenaed.
- Sexual Innuendo at Breakfast, demons with souls, and the questionable existence of Paris Hilton.
- Connor choices, my Eurotrip Review, and people who are more nuts than me.
- Just Say No, Satan's henchman, and regurgitated questions.
- Ask The Poobah: 013
- Ol' sloshed Kate, that confusing slayer lineage, and I be ticketmaster, arrrgh.
- The Reasons for Riley, Riggins turns into Salinger, and the demos become dwarfs.
- Subliminal Connor messages, sleeping tips, and I killed Eric.
- Telemarketers suck, more about my illegimate kid, and things you don't want to drink in theatres.
- New Year's Resolutions, watching out for crackheads, and my #1 fan.
- Sending holiday cheer, Hannigan vs. Boreanaz, and Poobah P.I.
- Back to the Beginning, the glorious Bea Arthur, and those copycat Canadians.
- Poofhead, FHM + M.E Girls = Hot, and my affinity for Disco Stu.
- Ask The Poobah: 004
- Best Van Halen frontman, SMG's 'career', and those damned chimneys again.
- The private dick, woodchucks, and storylines that you should ignore.
- The First Edition