Buffy

Buffy: “No seriously its a pool Dawn, I think I know what a pool is.”

Dawn: “Buffy, you’ve been drinking. Seriously.”
Buffy: “I’m not as think as you drunk I am. Get it Dawn?”
*Buffy Whispers to Dawn*
Buffy: “The hardest thing in this world is…”

Buffy: “To jump in the big blue pool, catch you later beyotch!”

Buffy: “I’m King of the POOOOOOOOOL!”

Giles: “I didn’t think that even Buffy was dumb enough to jump off an evil tower.”
Xander: “In Buffy’s defense Glory did put that pool sign on the stairs.”

Buffy VO: “Dawn Tell Giles, I don’t know what to tell Giles, just don’t tell him I used to watch him in the shower, the same goes for Willow, Tara and Anya…”
Willow: “Am I the only one that hears Buffy?”
Giles: “No, and she is a perverted twit.”
Xander: “Buffy’s dead and the Xand-man still gets no love, why doesn’t any one want to see me shower?”
Spike: “Jesus, its like I’m living in a god dammed Road Runner cartoon.”