Anya Christina-Emmanuella Jenkins
Nickname(s): Anyanka, Aud (real name), Aunn, Our Little Patriot.
Favorite Weapon: Vengence curses.
Dated: Olaf (Lord of the Hammers), Xander Harris.
Favorite Things to do: Vengence-wreaking, Teleporting, bodily smooshing.
Dawn Summers
Nickname(s): The Key, Kid, The Littlest Summers, Dawn Giovanni, Umad.
Favorite Weapon: Whining, screaming “Get out, GET OUT, GET OUT!”.
Dated: Justin the Vampire, R.J.
Favorite Things to do: Whine, not be a potential, zap Xander with a tazer.
Krevlornswath of the Deathwok Clan
Nickname(s): Lorne, The Host, The Green Meanie, Lorney Tunes.
Favorite Weapon: Sing-a-long mind reading.
Dated: Unsure if Pyleans can even have sex, unless getting your head chopped off is part of the ritual.
Favorite Things to do: Sing showtunes, get Angel to sing Manilow, being a party monster.
Tara Maclay
Nickname(s): Tara Baby.
Favorite Weapon: Witchy stuff.
Dated: Willow…a lot.
Favorite Things to do: Stutter when nervous, catch Willow abusing magicks, gaying it up.
Daniel Osbourne
Nickname(s): Oz, Wolfboy.
Favorite Weapon: Tearing people to shreds 3 nights a month.
Dated: Willow, Wolf-Banged Veruca.
Favorite Things to do: Playing guitar for “Dingoes ate my baby”, enjoying werewolf band groupies, trademarking stoicism.
Riley Finn
Nickname(s): Riley, Agent Finn, Captain Cardboard, Lilac One.
Favorite Weapon: Laser gun, Grenades for blowin’ up Hairband look-a-likes mausoleums.
Dated: Buffy, Samatha Finn (married).
Favorite Things to do: Get all ‘poor housewife’ on Buffy, say “10-4” a lot, make over-the-top exits.
Harmony Kendall
Nickname(s): Harm, Harmonica, little cacophony.
Favorite Weapon: Fangs, Secretarial backstabbing.
Dated: Spike, several guys in High School, Hamilton.
Favorite Things to do: Get in on pyramid schemes, walk away from Spike backwards, have minions who don’t try to kill her.
Illyria
Nickname(s): Smurf, Blue Ox, Blue Meanie, Leather Queen, Lyrie, Little Shiva.
Favorite Weapon: The power of a God - good for the obliteration of one’s face.
Dated: She would never lower herself into sexual intercourse with any pathetic human weakling… Unless Wes decides to live the lie.
Favorite Things to do: Talk about how bad ass she is, stare a lot, wish to do more violence.
Connor
Nickname(s): Little Guy, Peter Pan, Boy Wonder, Not-So-Little-Nipper.
Favorite Weapon: Battle axe, complaining (before origin).
Dated: Cordelia, although she was a brainwashed lunatic at the time. But what did he care? Have YOU looked at her?
Favorite Things to do: Have blind-the-audience sex with Cordelia, bitch and complain (before origin), kick hella-booty and be cool finally.
Faith
Nickname(s): The Bad Slayer, Faithy, Little Miss-Likes-To-Fight, Cleavagy Slut Bomb.
Favorite Weapon: The Mayor’s knife.
Dated: Faith doesn’t ‘date’, if you know what I mean.
Favorite Things to do: Throttling Xander, being comatose, torturing her watcher with pretty flames.
Joyce Summers
Nickname(s): Mom, Buffy’s Mom, Mrs. Summers.
Favorite Weapon: Grounding and pre-meditated guilt-giving.
Dated: Hank Summers (divorced), Giles (ontop of a police car), Ted The Robot, Brian.
Favorite Things to do: Found MOO, Zombie Art, hide the cheesy chips, wreck the house as a ghost, and leave useless cryptic messages.
Andrew Wells
Nickname(s): Andy, Tucker’s brother, Giles’s Top Watcher, 86% more manly, Sleeping Ugly.
Favorite Weapon: Demon-Summoning, 50% knife-swing accuracy (Jonathan=hit, Pig=miss).
Dated: Two hot Italian chicks at the same time.
Favorite Things to do: Wheelchair fight with Anya, wish for Ferris-Matthew to come back, videotape window panes.
Jenny Calender
Nickname(s): Janna (real name) of the Kalderash Clan, Ms. Calender.
Favorite Weapon: Computers, new age paperweights.
Dated: Giles.
Favorite Things to do: Weekend make-up classes, dance naked at Burning Man in Black Rock, make Giles squirm, use hand gestures at an abnormal rate.
Kendra
Nickname(s): Pink Ranger, Percepto Girl, John Wayne, She-Giles.
Favorite Weapon: Mr. Pointy.
Dated: She wasn’t permitted to date boys, because she’s keeeendra dee vampiiire slayerrrr.
Favorite Things to do: Say things with a funny Jamaican accent, beat people up, sneak up on Buffy to “test her reflexes”.