Top Ten Reasons to go to Work for Wolfram & Hart
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[5.20.03]
Top Ten Reasons to go to Work for Wolfram & Hart
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Your Ouiji board is now yard sale material.
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Cheaper insurance policies as spousal death benefits are unavailable–they’ll just bring the deceased back to life.
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HR sponsored trips to Quorthoth and Pylea now include discounted hotel and rent-a-car packages.
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Instead of “Hell to pay,” Hell’s finally paying you.
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If your performance is down you can blame it on an evil hand.
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Eternal contracts make job security a non-issue.
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Working the night shift means you’ll never get skin cancer.
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Musical talent they represent includes A-ha, The Bangles, and Howard Jones, but ironically not GWAR.
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Moving up the corporate ladder made easier since you’re descending the steps to hell.
And the number one reason to go to work for W&H…
- “Krispy Kremes in the conference room!”
[Brought to you this week by Matt.]