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Top Ten Things We've Learned From Xander

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[8.02.03]

Top Ten Things We’ve Learned From Xander

  1. Never go to a substitute teacher’s house.

  2. There comes a time when you either have to move out of your parents basement or buy a Klingon costume.

  3. Foreign exchange students have an alternate agenda.

  4. After losing an eye you need a new wardrobe.

  5. Never taunt a fear demon - it can’t hurt you; it’s just tacky to do so.

  6. Ho-ho’s are a vital part of the human cognitive process.

  7. You can’t choose between your best friend and your girlfriend - that’s insane troll logic.

  8. Oddly enough, having sex with a strangely literal ex-vengeance demon is more romantic than having sex with a corrupt slayer.

And the #1 thing we have learned from Xander…

  1. You don’t have to be a super hero to save the world, all it takes is a cute story from kindergarten.

[Brought to you this week by Terri and Jessica.]

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