Top Ten Reasons being a Vampire is Better than being Human
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Top Ten Reasons being a Vampire is Better than being Human
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There’s always some pathetic demony loser right around the corner just dying to be your lackey.
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Don’t have to worry about putting on those extra pounds, food not a necessity due to the extreme deadness.
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You live in a crypt. How cool is that?
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You finally have an excuse not to go to church.
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Never have to worry about not having a tan, being pale is expected.
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You get to feel your heart not beating.
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People won’t call you a lazy bum and tell you to get a job when you sleep all day long.
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Suddenly things like onion blossoms and television seem much more appealing than when you were alive.
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Mysteriously, after you come back you have been infused with the knowledge of ten karate masters.
And the #1 Reason is…
- You get to stay young and beautiful and vibrant forever…and not because of botox.
[Brought to you by Terri and Jessica.]