The Top 10 Reasons Not To Date Buffy
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[10.22.03]
The Top 10 Reasons Not To Date Buffy
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Her idea of a perfect date is a romantic walk through a scary-looking cemetry, followed by kicking some serious vampire-ass.
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If she doesn’t get her own way, she may be forced to kill you.
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Her friends are even more abnormal than she is - and that’s saying something!
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You’ll soon discover that the creatures in horror movies are real, which could lead to years of therapy.
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All your dates will be interrupted by some crazed hell-demon or stressed-out uber-vamp, out to destroy your girlfriend.
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When she gets angry, she usually tends to release her rage by punching something - hard.
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You’ll be in much greater danger of being killed painfully fighting the forces of evil than getting dinner and a movie.
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You may end up getting your soul back, which never turns out well.
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You’ll never be as ‘interesting’ as her ex.
And the #1 Reason Not To Date Buffy is…
- You’ll probably die for her in the end, and she still won’t believe that you love her!
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