Top Ten Things I Learned from Wonderfalls
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Top Ten Things I Learned from Wonderfalls
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Men can cry at the drop of a hat…poor bitch.
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The Maid of the Mist was a dumb ass to get in the boat.
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At an intervention, everything is fair game including the last time you had an orgasm.
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It brings new meaning to Furby’s everywhere. *shudder*
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You curse silently and plot to kill whoever throws coins in the fountain, but hey, at least you have change for a coke.
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The bartender’s ass rings and you can see right through his pants.
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Talking monkeys are better therapists than your mom’s therapist.
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Your mother doesn’t want you talking to her therapist because you would give him ideas.
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When you are surrounded by bad luck, everyone else in your life gets happier. *bastards*
And…
- You can get attacked by a Texan for returning her purse. I wonder if she is related to Fred?
[Brought to you by Aeryn.]