The Top 10 Reasons NOT to Live on the Hellmouth.
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The Top 10 Reasons NOT to Live on the Hellmouth.
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Vampires always wear trashy clothes.
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The initiative will constantly be crawling up your ass
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A Siamese is always a higher bet than a Calico.
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Every person you date is evil in one way or another.
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You can never have a normal birthday.
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Your computer teacher knows your boy friends darkest secrets.
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Humans are much more dangerous on Halloween.
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Selective Memory
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The town occasionally goes crazy and tries to burn people at the stake.
And the number one reason not to live on the Hellmouth…
- Your constant death and resurrection is killing your complexion, which is hard enough to manage at this age anyway.
[Credit: Eric Hendrix]
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