Weeeee, weird jewelry, and non-insults.

“*runs in screaming *FIAT’S A POO POO HEAD!”

“How be thou on this Day of the Lord and weekly repose?”

“BLUE fang! You saw me watching goat porn! Without a brain in my skull! Without a sheep to be shorn”

“Good luck with the glue thing…I produce my own stickiness.”

“Don… I’m begging you… never think about my ass EVER!”

“Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *bleep* “

“My jewelery is much classier…like my penis ring for example. “

“You may have two seasons of avas, but you’re brooke, er broke”

“I am too worn out to be smutty. I did the ‘compliment’ thread and now feel like a wet noodle. All those nice comments pouring out of me totally wiped out the smut and naughty. Argh..will I survive?”

“Does naughty include pictures of Justin Timberlake and vaseline?”

“I feel gross”

“It’s very cute and innocent, aside from the Grr-Argh which will soon eat us all alive.”

“ damn skippy i saw his butt. . . i even found a wallpaper with his naked butt that was my wallpaper for months”

“Music, boozes, weekend……… now that is nice.”

“What freaky is… when I do dream during my naps… I dream of this board. “

“You all suck!!! …Oh wait, you mean this isn’t the Hellhound insult thread? Damn. Ok, if I have to.”

“Oh and I want Vicki’s nice blonde straight hair I’m gonna sneak in her room when shes asleep one day and shave it off and make a wig”

“Ooooooowwwwwwwhhhhhhhhoooooooo…strategically placed webbing. What a beautifully kinky idea. I bet it bounces, too. “

“You wha my mama?!?..you need to stop playin befo I dig all up in you ass and sho you a real live pimp.. “

“Stars are those bright pinpoints of light you see in the night sky. They’re also what I see when you judo chop my ass.”