Calling all Kinkbots

STARTED NOV 15, 2004 · 15 POSTSSome posts in this thread didn't survive.

wonderingTHREAD STARTER6 posts in this thread

#1 · Nov 15, 2004

While I am quite aware that I have been gone a long time and am probably off the Official Kinkbot Rolls I feel it only fair to be brought back in with open arms. Why? I'n glad you asked.

1: I am a founding bot.

2: It is NOT my fault I had to be put in the Witness Protection Program and have been living in a suburb of Peoria as a pig stylist

3: Not only do I know where the money is, I also know what ya'll have been up to and will squeal like a well groomed Vietnamese Potbelly pig to Homeland Security. I am sure it's ALL illegal under the Patriot Act (and for the Canadians in our midst I'll....I'll....uh...I'll, well I'll tell your mothers.

*glow*3 posts in this thread

#2 · Nov 15, 2004

DAMNIT! Looks like she found us, guys.

Geeze it's impossible to get rid of you, wondering. I mean seriously I even made false accusations against you to the FBI and they let you go?! *sighs* I guess this means I have to give you back your office.

Oh and BTW...BIG HUGS and WELCOME BACK! Very Happy

wondering6 posts in this thread

#3 · Nov 15, 2004

False allegations to the FBI? So that's why the unmarked gray Ford with the two guys in crew cuts, cheap suits and sunglasses have been following me two cars back for the last month. Not that I noticed what with them being the FBI and trained and all. At first I thought it was the repo guys wanting my El Camino back.

HUGS BACK!!!!!

*glow*3 posts in this thread

#4 · Nov 16, 2004

Well it was either the FBI following you or it was SPIKES and Clicky the Street Guitarist stalking you. Razz

wondering6 posts in this thread

#5 · Nov 16, 2004

It could have been Clicky because I've had a problem with him ever since I broke his quitar over his head. I TOLD him one more drunken rendition of "Stairway To Heaven " and there would be hell to pay. You would have thought he would have believed me after the incident with the Loritabs and chainsaw. But nooooooo.

After looking around I have to ask. ARE there still Kinkbots???? Have I been gone that long? Is everyone in jail in Singapore again? Or rehab?

sprook4 posts in this thread

#6 · Nov 16, 2004

Wondering how I love thee.

You're not kicked off the books.

But is this where the KB Hangout is gonna stay? Rolling Eyes

wondering6 posts in this thread

#7 · Nov 16, 2004

I don't care where the Kinkbots hang out. Well as long as it's not behind bars. Or in Detox. Or at the Sleep 'N Eat motel and All U Can Eat Liver Buffet. I know Glow LOVES eating beef liver o'plenty with hot sauce while laying on a vibrating bed and watching grainy porn on the black and white TV but I've graduated to a better class of entertainment while in Peoria. Gimme Spam on eggs while watching mud wrestling at the Pygmy Palace anyday.

Does that answer your question Sprook?

sprook4 posts in this thread

#8 · Nov 16, 2004

The world is doomed.

Very Happy

wondering6 posts in this thread

#9 · Nov 16, 2004

The world was doomed long before I entered the picture. I just recognize it and work with it accordingly. My particular road to hell is paved with a healthy dose of insanity and witty repartee.

*glow*3 posts in this thread

#10 · Nov 16, 2004

Wondering, silly silly wondering. I don't eat beef liver o'plenty with hot sauce while laying on a vibrating bed and watching grainy porn on the black and white TV. I eat ice cream covered in chutney while sitting in a vat of lime green jello and singing Chaka Khan's I'm Every Woman.

DaddyCatALSO1 post in this thread

#11 · Nov 16, 2004

Hi, ladies, esp. my long-absent near-contemporary! Many metaphorical smoocheroonies as I missed you.

Jill Kendall; She used to love the sun, and now she can't go out in it anymore. That heart I listened to thru a monitor for months isn't beating. And she has to kill to keep going. I can't even bury my dead little girl because she's walking and talking. Willow, is there a support group for parents of vampires, I thought you or Buffy might know.

Mr. P1 post in this thread

#12 · Nov 16, 2004

Hey can i be Kinkbot? That would be really cool and I thi....hey, what's that?

*wanders off to look at new shiny object*

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"It's important to think. It's what seperates us from lentils"

sprook4 posts in this thread

#13 · Nov 16, 2004

Dunno Mr. P, do you think you can handle it? Razz

wondering6 posts in this thread

#14 · Nov 16, 2004

Well Glow at least you quit standing butt naked against the railing of the Staten Island ferry yelling "I'M KING OF THE WORLD!" Of course now I have this visual of green jello and bad pop songs. BTW-I thought you were off the heroin/tequila combo?

DaddyCatALSO-Back at ya! It's good to be back. We need to catch up. I'll PM you soon.

Mr. P-there is a ritual to becoming a Kinkbot that has made grown men cry. which is why you don't see Donald Rumsfeld in this thread. He was beggin' for his Momma five seconds after Sprook took him to "The Special Place"

sprook4 posts in this thread

#15 · Nov 16, 2004