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Game: Corrupt the Wish

STARTED NOV 15, 2004 · 15 POSTSSome posts in this thread didn't survive.
AliaTHREAD STARTER4 posts in this thread
#1 · Nov 15, 2004
Okay, I got this from another forum, so here's how it goes...

Person 1: I wish I knew HTML

Person 2: Granted, but your computer broke down and you're too lazy to get a new one.

(Person 2 would also say wish)

Rules:

The start of the post has to be "Granted, but"......
You must always make a negative thing that happened after you say "Granted, but"...
Have fun!"

I'll go first!

I wish I had a better job!
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Vampire Lady1 post in this thread
#2 · Nov 15, 2004
Granted, but you're too lazy to keep up with your current job.

I wish I didn't have to write this English paper.
Alia4 posts in this thread
#3 · Nov 15, 2004
Granted, but you end up failing English due to the fact that your Professor inflated the grade for it and the gremlins who were paid to write it were to drunk to know what they were doing.

I wish I had black hair.
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Katarina1 post in this thread
#4 · Nov 16, 2004
Granted, but the wish fulfillment comes with a curse of forever growing long hair and you can barely walk your hair is so long. It interferes with everything and is all tangled and matted.

I wish Buffy was back on the air.

(Hey, what forum did you get this from?)
Formerly Katarain
paganpyleaprincess3 posts in this thread
#5 · Nov 16, 2004
Granted, but then we'd never get our long coveted Movies, and we might run the risk of spoiling the whole finale!

I wish i didn't have to do this IT coursework...
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IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!!
YES, I AM THE PYLEAN SANTA!!! HO HO HO!
Guest2 posts in this thread
#6 · Nov 16, 2004
Granted, but since I have no idea what IT is, I'll just assume you're afraid of clowns.

I wish I knew math!
Fat Tony3 posts in this thread
#7 · Nov 16, 2004
Uh, yeah, that was me.... Rolling Eyes
Oh, we are SO back...never been backer.

Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

The world is mad, and so only the mad can see it straight.
Guest2 posts in this thread
#8 · Nov 16, 2004
Ok, but you just ruined the game Very Happy

Whoever guest is - IT - Information Technology - Computers. I'm in college. Very Happy

Anyhoo, i'll try again.

Ummm

I wish that I could meet JM and DB...
Fat Tony3 posts in this thread
#9 · Nov 16, 2004
Granted, but since you're just one of a slew of drooling fangirls, and they're big big stars, they wouldn't give two craps about you.

I wish I had a little tact...

P.S. That was a jab at them, not you...so if I came out a total dick, I apologize....
Oh, we are SO back...never been backer.

Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

The world is mad, and so only the mad can see it straight.
paganpyleaprincess3 posts in this thread
#10 · Nov 16, 2004
te he he Wink thanks Tony!

Granted, but if you had tact you wouldn't be our Tony!!!

I wish that i could fly....
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IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!!
YES, I AM THE PYLEAN SANTA!!! HO HO HO!
Mr. P1 post in this thread
#11 · Nov 16, 2004
granted, but you get sucked nto the intake of a 747 engine making a bloody mess and causing the plane to crash killing everyone on board including a box of little kittens that were on their way to an orphanage. (is this how you play?)

I wish I had my sense of wonder back...
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"It's important to think. It's what seperates us from lentils"
Fat Tony3 posts in this thread
#12 · Nov 16, 2004
Granted, but your sense of wonder was nothing more than drug-induced enthusiasm at mundane details to begin with, and I flushed all your crack down the toilet because it was making eyes at me.

I wish school would have no sway whatsoever regarding my acceptance to a university or a top military unit.
Oh, we are SO back...never been backer.

Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

The world is mad, and so only the mad can see it straight.
Alia4 posts in this thread
#13 · Nov 16, 2004
Granted, but now now college is worth going to because there all for stupid people

I wish I wasn't coming off the caffeine.

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Katarina Said:
(Hey, what forum did you get this from?)
Forgot to answer!
www.eden-enchanted.com, it's a site for internet dolls. LOL
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paganpyleaprincess3 posts in this thread
#14 · Nov 16, 2004
Granted, but don't blame me if it ends in a horrible mess of doing twelve ounces of caffeine a day while you sit in a bedist trying to stop shaking....

(Hey, what site did you get this from hun? It's ace! How come we've never played it before!?

I wish that i didn't have to go home in a bit, cause i wanna stay and talk to you guys...
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IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!!
YES, I AM THE PYLEAN SANTA!!! HO HO HO!
Alia4 posts in this thread
#15 · Nov 16, 2004
Granted, but you have to stay in your seat forever.

I wish I felt better.
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Fat Tuffy: Can of Dr. Pepper
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