New Beginning Pre-Turkey Invasion Monday

STARTED NOV 22, 2004 · 15 POSTSSome posts in this thread didn't survive.

DannyboyTHREAD STARTER6 posts in this thread

#1 · Nov 22, 2004

They are close and massing near the border! Shocked

the eyes that gobble in the night!

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nerdyknox7 posts in this thread

#2 · Nov 22, 2004

Turkeys??????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*runs like hell*

Kirsten1 post in this thread

#3 · Nov 22, 2004

*put shells in her shotgun*

I'm ready for them! Turkeys is gooooood eatin'!

(Btw, that's my impression of a hunter. No actual turkeys were harmed in the typing of this post, so stay off my case, Hippie! Wink )

TGFH, HHH #12, Otts Angel #5, KOLP, Femme Fatale, New Zackette
"The greatest gift you can ever give is your honest self." Mr. Rogers

Turkey1 post in this thread

#4 · Nov 22, 2004

*GOBBLE!*

(translation: form up on my rank, kamikaze turkeys up front!)

nerdyknox7 posts in this thread

#5 · Nov 22, 2004

*runs back in*

I aint afraid of no turkey Laughing

Yo!

Dannyboy6 posts in this thread

#6 · Nov 22, 2004

well I AM!! Shocked

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nerdyknox7 posts in this thread

#7 · Nov 22, 2004

ok....How many turkeys?

Dannyboy6 posts in this thread

#8 · Nov 22, 2004

I think KFC would be set for a year with all the turkeys wanting to cross over and invade us....(they know now that Canada's Thankgiving is already over). Shocked

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nerdyknox7 posts in this thread

#9 · Nov 22, 2004

phew.....ok i was getting worried....at least they aren't on OUR horizon Laughing

Dannyboy6 posts in this thread

#10 · Nov 22, 2004

yet but I think they plan it this way

Canada and from Newfoundland, Greenland...then...Iceland...then...Scotland....and then...well you see the path...

and while turkeys can't fly they can purchase Air Canada tickets Laughing

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nerdyknox7 posts in this thread

#11 · Nov 22, 2004

You're right my friend! The turkeys must be stopped!!!!

*gathers up weapons*

Lets roll!...or cower and hide.....what you think?

Dannyboy6 posts in this thread

#12 · Nov 22, 2004

They've gathered time-share salesmen, motivational speakers, and jehova's witnesses to their cause...WADDAYA THINK!?!??!

*RUNS LIKE HELL*

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nerdyknox7 posts in this thread

#13 · Nov 22, 2004

But we have gypsies!!! I recruited gypsies!!! NOTHING CAN DEFEAT GYPSIES!

Dannyboy6 posts in this thread

#14 · Nov 22, 2004

really? can they make the world's biggest oven for those turkeys over say...lake michigan?

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nerdyknox7 posts in this thread

#15 · Nov 22, 2004

no...not lake michigan......the atlantic.....it's the best they can do danny...sorry....the gypsies weren't ready for the full scale attack so soon...they need time to prepare....they'll have it ready in a working week