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Wheres my 'Thus Sayeth The Hellhounds'???

STARTED APR 19, 2004 · 14 POSTSSome posts in this thread didn't survive.
sabarendtTHREAD STARTER4 posts in this thread
#1 · Apr 19, 2004
I was under the impression that it was a monday column. I just started to enjoy it, and you took it away which means you must be....a TV EXEC! NOOOO!

Seriously though, was I wrong about the weekly sched? Its what got me through today. (Wouldn't it be sad if that was true?...... Embarassed )
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#2 · Apr 19, 2004
That's what I thought too, Sab. When I went to the main page today I was very unhappy to find that it wasn't there.
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#3 · Apr 19, 2004
i think it is one of the funniest weekly articles here (maybe if we make the phoobah happy he will bring it back!)
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#4 · Apr 19, 2004
Um, actually....confession...

I completely forgot about it. lol

I guess I'll try to post it by Tuesday's PM update.

My absent-minded-ness knows no bounds. Wink
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#5 · Apr 19, 2004
don't worry, I'll start reminding you on sundays! Wink you now work for us Mac!
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#6 · Apr 19, 2004
Mac, I would tremble.......
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#7 · Apr 19, 2004
i was tempted to call him a WB exec, but I didn't want to hurt his feelings.... Wink
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#8 · Apr 19, 2004
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#9 · Apr 20, 2004
oh yay!!! I was afraid Mac was going to deny us!

and hey!!! how could you forget??? I sent you suggestions! *razz*
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#10 · Apr 20, 2004
Fiat - Again, my absent-mindedness knows NO bounds. Wink
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#11 · Apr 20, 2004
Being Rick James bitch must be keeping you very busy, Mac. Twisted Evil Laughing
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#12 · Apr 20, 2004
I hate to be the one to break this to you guys, but the real reason that “Thus” was missing was because Matt had a falling out with his monkey. As many of you already know Matt is functionally illiterate. What you may not have known is that for the past six years he has used a Transcribing Monkey from Pfizer. Since then the monkey has done all his reading and writing and all was well, until Friday when Matt received a visit from a traveling Reader/Writer Dolphin salesman. The Reader/Writer Dolphin provides essentially the same functions as the Transcribing Monkey, but the latest styles tend to lead towards the Dolphins, because they are “hipper”. This visit angered Mr. Snugglekins (Matt’s Transcribing Monkey) and he began to refuse to do much more than the updates themselves. Then yesterday afternoon, a Reader/Writer Dolphin was delivered to Matt as a 30 day free trial, which angered Mr. Snugglekins. Mr. Snugglekins refused to believe that Matt did not order the Dolphin (Which he didn’t) and became increasingly angry. Finally Mr. Snugglekins snapped, killed the Dolphin and stole Matt’s car. Matt is currently following the trail of cheap booze and bananas to find his old friend and work things out. Hopefully he will catch up to him by the PM Update. Mr. Snugglekins can be very unreasonable at times, but they really do love each other and I am sure things will be worked out soon.
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#13 · Apr 20, 2004
Confused ?? Confused
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#14 · Apr 20, 2004
rollin'

I knew Matt had a monkey on his back

rollin'

Poor Bitch.
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