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Hellmouth Ascension #5 - The Return of the Tiffany

STARTED MAY 18, 2004 · 40 POSTSSome posts in this thread didn't survive.
OttsTHREAD STARTER5 posts in this thread
#1 · May 18, 2004
Tiffany is back and going all over the place in a Hellmouth Ascension which has absolutely no central topic - it goes from the Friends finale to Big Macs to fat people. But that's not the element that made me kinda angry.

She's attacking Aeryn. In a manner that I consider really harsh, and really personal. Here's a kid who doesn't have the arguments to defend why she hates Aeryn's writings, but is actually calling for her to be fired from HMC staff. In the Hellmouth Ascension. Let me cut and paste this section:

"She so doesnt even deserve to be on the column list and I so hope someone who can fire her is reading this right now. Or maybe she is reading and she can be stimulated to quit. Cause like please do so. Who wants to read the ranting of some flower person who appeases popular opinion? What a sell out! Go play your guitar and smoke your pot elsewhere cause you so dont even have credentials here."

You can attack other people's thoughts and say you don't like them. But I'm sorry, in my book, this is dissing. Worse, this is using a public article to call for the site owners to "encourage" someone to quit the staff. It's a privilege to write something with the name "Hellmouth" in the title, since it is very closely tied to the name of this site. And this is a blatant misuse of that priviledge to attack someone else in an unnecessary and hurtful manner. If it had been done on the board, it would've been edited out by a mod.

If it was only the fact that Tiffany's column is poorly written and absolutely void. But now she's attacking someone who has NEVER dissed anyone, and I can't accept that.
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#2 · May 18, 2004
Tiffany is a bully Mad She had no right to insult Aeryn like that.
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#3 · May 18, 2004
UNLESS... someone is playing a prank on us...

*looks for the puppetmaster*

oh well... if so, I've bitten... as I just said to someone, sauce for the goose.
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#4 · May 18, 2004
Tiff is being a major bizeoch. Aeryn said she's fine and isn't going to sink to Tiff's level. Go Aeryn. Razz
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#5 · May 18, 2004
How old is she? Really. She's sounds about 12 and straight out of the movie CLUELESS. Which oddly enough is a perfect description for her pointless rants. Taking jabs at Aeryn like that is REALLY low. Tiff, grow the fuck up. And get a new vocabulary. I think from now on I'm not even going to read your goofy articles, because if I have to read another sentence that starts out with 'So like yeah it was so totally like' I think I might just have to locate the nearest pair of scissors and stab myself in the eye. Find something interesting to write about and stop trying to belittle Aeryn, because it isn't working. She actually puts some thought into her articles, and yours resemble a toddler lying on the floor kicking and screaming until someone finally pays you some attention.
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#6 · May 18, 2004
I was thinking about substituting the scissors with cattle branding irons.
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#7 · May 18, 2004
Okay, I don't read this column and now I know why. I just have one thing to say:

What is this doing on HMC besides wasting bandwidth?

Seriously, even when our dear, somewhat delusional Mr. Riggins (who knows I think he rocks!) went off on a tanget, at least the vast majority of his articles had SOMETHING to do with Jossverse.
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#8 · May 19, 2004
Ladies and Gentlemen, I sense some skullduggery afoot here with Miss Tiffany's articles. Not sure what it is, but something lurks...
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#9 · May 19, 2004
MAJOR NEWS REGARDING THE HELLMOUTH ASCENSION!!!!!!...

......It's actually #6. Not #5. Just pointing that out. Wink

This has been MAJOR NEWS REGARDING THE HELLMOUTH ASCENSION.
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#10 · May 19, 2004
If that's major news I can't wait to see what qualifies as earth-shattering...no wait maybe I can Razz
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#11 · May 19, 2004
i dont plan on reading it anymore, but the way u all talked about it, i had to. this is mean.

i do agree, something is up.

Tiffany, if you're reading this, dont make fun of my aeryn, i may need to hunt you down! (well, as long as you dont touch my Spangel, im fine! Wink)
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#12 · May 19, 2004
Hmmm, we had Tiffany, we had Brittney... Mac, when are Christina and Avril coming along? Cool Laughing

And how come neither "Tiffany" or "Brittney" ever post on the board?
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#13 · May 19, 2004
Maybe Mac is a cross typist a la ED WOOD methinks.... Rolling Eyes
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#14 · May 19, 2004
If it is a joke, it's not funny. What are they going to do? haha! we fooled you! this was all a joke all along! Funny huh?

Umm.. No. Not funny. Stupid.

I only skimmed the article. I'm surprised she mentioned Angel at all.

I'm surprised she WATCHES Angel at all. After all, isn't it on when the precious OC is on?

I find Mac's silence on the issue annoying. Real funny joke. Maybe he should have stuck with the "Mac and Eric have a BIG Fight" April Fool's thing.

It's like we're all victims of some stupid psychology experiment.
And you... You wouldn't be able to touch me. Because this-- this thing with you -- it's wrong! I know it! Not a complete idiot! You think I like having you here?! Destroying everything that was me until all that's left is you in a dead shell.
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#15 · May 19, 2004
Mac would look good in angora, Wretch.
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#16 · May 19, 2004
Kat - Two words me lass - Lighten up.

For Joss sakes.
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#17 · May 19, 2004
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#18 · May 19, 2004
Hey! I resent that.

I'll have you know, I look smokin' in angora. Thank you very much.

Wink
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#19 · May 19, 2004
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#20 · May 19, 2004
I don't bother reading Tiffany's H.A. anymore. I only read two and that was enough. If it's a joke, I agree with Katarin, I don't see where the laughs are going to come from. In the words of Dopplegangland Willow, "Bored now."
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#21 · May 19, 2004
Not to pick or fight...but everyone's allowed to their opinion and give feedback that is what this forum is for....take critism, and accept it...don't play the "I only dish but can't take" game Smile

I agree with glow and Katarin. Lame, old, stale. If you wanted someone to write articles to piss people off, you'd have a better job hiring me...rollin' rollin'
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#22 · May 19, 2004
Hiring? Shocked

I can get paid? WTF! Mac! Eric! You bunch of card caring rat finks! You said it was for charity......

I am so friggin naive.

P.s. shameless ad here. Please read my fan fic... first one ever, and keep reading the musings. That's right, I am advertising DIVINE MUSINGS on Tiff's thread. oh and also www.darknesswithin.com/videos that is the link to music videos I have done. shamless promotion now over.
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#23 · May 19, 2004
Wait? Hiring??!! I don't get paid either! Errrr...

Laughing

Oh, and here's my Inappropriate and Immature reply to glow and sprook:

Blah, blah, blah.

This has been my Inappropriate and Immature reply.
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#24 · May 19, 2004
Yeah... you're right, I'll lighten up...

Buffy's over, Angel's over, Firefly's over, Wonderfalls is over...

Why should we take anything on HMC seriously anymore?

Was fun while it lasted...
And you... You wouldn't be able to touch me. Because this-- this thing with you -- it's wrong! I know it! Not a complete idiot! You think I like having you here?! Destroying everything that was me until all that's left is you in a dead shell.
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#25 · May 19, 2004
burn

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#26 · May 19, 2004
Id read your blog Mac but you havent updated it in 2 centuries. Twisted Evil Wink
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#27 · May 19, 2004
Non-Slippage....for some reason I went to a bad place...I'm just gonna leave it at that...Laughing

And Wretch...get a blog damnit! Laughing Razz
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#31 · May 19, 2004
Wretch! Grrrr! Evil or Very Mad Laughing
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#32 · May 19, 2004
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#33 · May 19, 2004
ACK!!!...how the hell did my tail and i get brought into this?....cant a monkey just chill in piece having enlightened convos with his crabs?!?!?...i mean really people....i know Mac and Otts both talk to their crabs...they are in my support group...but we use the same toilet so i guess thats how they spread....i really dont know....but Macs crabs are so weird they run around wearing beanies and infesting my damn labtop....Otts..now his crabs are a lil bit more civilized they drink brandy and tend to talk in old english...which just confuses me...i think i need to find a new Crabs annomous group..becuase this shit just isnt cool..no one was supppose to know about my crabs..SPROOK...and hey..where were you this week for group..we missed you and your hairy wookie crabs
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#34 · May 19, 2004
ah, but Master of Vibesdom, my crabs don't mess with the price of gas. Wink
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#35 · May 19, 2004
HAHA very funny Vibey dear, but you know I don't love wookies nor do I have crabs. *shakes head*

Glow and I are just CRABBY....and OLD...and she's slower than me still rollin'

Pffft your group meetings...silly CIA meetings...crab infested anon...rollin'
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#36 · May 19, 2004
i can not help if my crabs are political genuises....as well as greedy bastards
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#37 · May 19, 2004
I AM NOT IN THE CIA!!!...damnit!!1

shush sprook you will blow my whole cover...shit girl..Mac and Otts dont need to know their crabs are secretly spies
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#38 · May 19, 2004
OMG

ROTFLMFAO

That should be in Sayeth the Hellhounds....rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
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#39 · May 20, 2004
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#40 · May 20, 2004
So...SPIKES has a blog and he doesn't have a life....ROTFL!!!

Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

I'm so gonna hear about making that comment...

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