BB5 for the cool dudes of Britain

I was only half paying attention so will re-watch later, but most of those guys look completely mental and I think it's gonna be a very entertaining 10 weeks.

Who the hell was that dude walking around like Tarzan in a leopard-skin thong?!? Shocked

Sab...we are talking in code, see if you can crack it Wink Laughing

Yuk yuk yuk. What a bunch of horrible people. The leopard-skin was disturbing, as was the angry dyke in the sailor hat. Laughing

Most of them did seem horrific, only a few seemed sane! And as for the house - they set out to make it awful, and it is! Looks so small.

Mayor...couldn't agree more, the house is tiny, I'm suprised they havn't given them more air holes. What is the deal with those things sticking out by the door? The only word that springs to mind is dildo Shocked Laughing

Willie - when Davina was fiddling with them, I don't think they really looked solid enough to be dildos. rollin'

And my gawd it's gonna be hilarious if Jason loses the task tonight and doesn't get given his suitcase, then he has to wear that thong for 10 weeks. Twisted Evil Can we say EWWWWWW? And also MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH! Twisted Evil

I thought Kitten was hilarious... and she hates porn so she's likely gonna clash badly with Michelle who used to be a topless model.

Um... do I pay too much attention to this stuff? EmbarassedLaughing

the one in the thong need to put some clothes on NOW the one with the hair who thinks hes so intelligent needs a smack (but he likes busted and is kinda cute hmmmm) the scary lesbian is well....scary and i cant remember the rest apart from the wanna be porn star whose bound to end up naked by the end of the week

oooh the americans dont know what they are missing

Selz..that's a very good point Laughing

I'm so glad the scary lesbian is without her suitcase after that whole attention seeking act in the pool Rolling Eyes But in a way, I am disappointed Jason didn't lose...that would have been justice Laughing

LFB...If I hear him say he got 4 A's at A level one more time....you like Busted? Razz

So glad Kitten is going to the one without her suitcase, what was with refusing to go into the Diary Room, and going to 'do it in my own time'!?!

Looking forward to seeing how they all got on together yesterday... I don't have E4 so this is my first viewing.

There'd better be something interesting, dammit!

Busted? huh
me?
no no no oh of course not um *looks at the floor* Embarassed

LFB...Busted are cool in their own "special" way Wink

Victor is so funny. Dis nigger is attractive??? Very modest there Rolling Eyes Laughing I do agree with everything he says about kitten. She does need medicating.

Was Ahmed naked in that swimming pool? Shocked

Willie - yep, he was wearing his birthday suit. Shocked

Can't stand Victor, talk about a chip on your shoulder. Also caught a bit of the live broadcast last night, and Stuart was fiddling with one of the 'dildos'! Shocked

I hope they don't kick out Kitten just yet... that anarchic side is gonna get her into a whole heap of trouble I'll bet. Twisted Evil

I can't believe they're going to chuck someone out! I hope it's Marco, he really needs to be bound and gagged. He has a suprising amount of chest hair for such a girly man Laughing

Thing is, after 5 years of Big Bro, people have figured out what BB wants for its viewers. So if someone rebels a lot, breaks the rules and flips off the cameras, people are gonna watch them and bring up the ratings.

I think the housemates are justified in being naughty though - BB said they're getting evil this year, so if they're gonna be horrible to the housemates I think the housemates can be horrible back. Laughing

Okay, so they booted Kitten. Rolling Eyes But they'll bring her back in later, what do you reckon? Very Happy

Selz...God, I hope not Laughing I don't think I've ever disliked a contestant as much as kitten. She was such a selfish attention seeker who gave me a headache.

Michelle is such a slut Laughing

Yeah she was a selfish attention-seeker, but that's why she was such good fun to watch. It was like, 'let's tune in and see what outlandish antics Kitten gets up to today'. I'm struggling to think which other of the housemates is actually interesting. Michelle and Stuart might even be exciting if he didn't look so much like a girl. Laughing

I was just thinking that in certain lights, Stuart looks uncannily like my brother rollin'

LMFAO.

And what the buggery bollocks was that blazing row Victor and Emma had just because she accidentally walked in on him having a crap?!? Laughing I think he may have been addressing some childhood trauma there. Twisted Evil

Definitely an anal fixation going on with Victor. The fake eviction should be good. I hope the girls go and then they will hear everyone slate them and will go mental when they get back in. Yay Laughing

Oh my god, I'm 18 tommorrow Shocked

Happy birthday, mate! Very Happy You can now get plastered legally. WinkLaughing

Being legal somehow makes it more sophisticated Cool

OH MY GOD!!!!! What was that? Jay is a scary mother fucker and they are all hateful hateful people. I think they should remove Emma, call an ambalance...and the police, give councilling and bring in security.

Hang on, they already have??? Shocked Laughing

I think someone should give Victor a big-ass SLAP! Twisted Evil