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El Presidente- wherefore watch thou Spiderman 2?

STARTED JUL 1, 2004 · 11 POSTSSome posts in this thread didn't survive.
Life's A ShowTHREAD STARTER4 posts in this thread
#1 · Jul 1, 2004
El Presidente,

Are you one who stands to profit from the already market-oversaturated "Spiderman 2"? Is that why you demand we see it? And I don't see any "Executive Producer Joss Whedon" on it so it does not get me blushing and trembly.

So I challenge you to come spank my firm and round white bum for not watching the movie. Ever. So there. And bring your web-swingin' freak with you, I'll trash you both. Razz
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Katarain2 posts in this thread
#2 · Jul 1, 2004
My fav. author reviews EVERYTHING and a few days ago, he reviewed Spiderman 2. I think it's a good article that reviews why it is worth seeing, despite it being popular. I hate most things that are "popular," because usually the popular things suck, but once in a while, good things are actually popular. Spiderman 2, supposedly, is one of those things.

I don't know yet. I'm poor. I have to wait until it comes out on video.

Here's the article: http://www.hatrack.com/osc/reviews/everything/2004-06-30-extra.shtml
And you... You wouldn't be able to touch me. Because this-- this thing with you -- it's wrong! I know it! Not a complete idiot! You think I like having you here?! Destroying everything that was me until all that's left is you in a dead shell.
Life's A Show4 posts in this thread
#3 · Jul 1, 2004
Katarain, I'm just baiting Eric. Wink Mostly.

Nothing against the movie. Just thought the title character was quite a bit cardboard in the first film.

And, well, people tell me what to do, I get into an outrage. Twisted Evil Thus baiting El P. Many popular movies are because they're good. Many are not. For sure, this one has been hyper-hyped. Brings out the donkey in me: "Noooo, you can't make me see it, nooooo" but will likely give in.

But not until El P comes to administer the whupping he's promised. And gets the thrashing he deserves. And, frankly, desires. Shocked
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#4 · Jul 1, 2004
As legal consul for El Presidente, I will exercise his fifth amendment rights and I must say that any allegations of profit made from the Spiderman Movie Franchise toward El Presidente are completely and utterly false and we challenge any party holding evidence proving otherwise to step forward (excluding parties we've already paid off).

And now that my duty has been fulfilled, I must go and watch this Spiderman 2 movie. Remember, everyone should go and watch it. Right now. Leave and do it right this second. In fact, go twice. Go as many times as your heart desires. Just go. And remember to pay lots of money for your ticket. In fact, pay for two tickets. The more you pay, the better.
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Katarain2 posts in this thread
#5 · Jul 1, 2004
I just take any opportunity to recommend one of his articles. Good reads. Smile
And you... You wouldn't be able to touch me. Because this-- this thing with you -- it's wrong! I know it! Not a complete idiot! You think I like having you here?! Destroying everything that was me until all that's left is you in a dead shell.
Fogey1 post in this thread
#6 · Jul 1, 2004
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#7 · Jul 2, 2004
AH-HAH!!! I KNEW IT!!! YOU CAPITALIST PIGS!!! And, Jonathon, you are a rat. Soon we'll have the entire barn's worth of animals!! Mwa-HA-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaah! Twisted Evil

Um, can I have some money, too?

Creepy, Fogey. But in a nice way.

Thanks, Katarain. Smile
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#8 · Jul 2, 2004
Ok, lets get a few things strait here.

1. I make no profit from Spidey 2, it just rocks and I love Spider-Man. Yeah that’s the ticket.

2. When have you ever needed to challenge me to get me to spank you? All you have to do was ask! Twisted Evil

3. I am not dating Kirsten Dunst, she didn’t ask me to hype the movie Tuesday night during our post sex snuggle time, so don't even ask. Umm I have said too much.
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#9 · Jul 2, 2004
Life's A Show4 posts in this thread
#10 · Jul 2, 2004
Xbox2 posts in this thread
#11 · Jul 2, 2004