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LMAO excellent quote, Faith! Homer is da bomb! Laughing
Oh, we are SO back...never been backer.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
The world is mad, and so only the mad can see it straight.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
The world is mad, and so only the mad can see it straight.
paganpyleaprincess
paganpyleaprincess
"Be quiet Brain, or i'll stab you with a q-tip!"
"What about those red balls they have on car aerials so you can spot your car in a car park? I think all cars should have them!"
"Mmm, forbidden doughnut"
"Save me Jebus!!"
"Marge, quick, how many kids do we have have? No time, I'll just estimate. 9!"
(Lisa): Dad! I had a bad dream!
(Homer): Oh Lisa. You just lay down and tell me all about it.
(Lisa): I know this sounds absurd, but I was dreaming that the Boogieman was chasing me and...
(Homer): AAHH! Boogieman!
[Runs to Bart's room]
(Homer): Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but we may have an ordeal involving a Boogieman or BoogieMEN in the house!
(Bart): Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!
"Oh Lisa! You and your stories! Bart is a vampire! Beer kills brain cells! Now lets go back to that ... building ... thingy... where our beds and TV... is."
(Homer): Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
(Lisa): No.
(Homer): Ham?
(Lisa): No!
(Homer): Pork chops?
(Lisa): Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
(Homer): Heh heh heh ... ooh ... yeah right, Lisa. A wonderful ... magical animal.
"Ooh, the internet is on computers now."
"To start, press any key. Where's the 'any' key?"
"I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed changed, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.' "
(Lisa): Dad, we did something very BAD!
(Homer): Did you wreck the car?
(Bart): No.
(Homer): Did you raise the dead?
(Lisa): Yes!
(Homer): But the car's OK?
(Bart & Lisa): Uh-huh.
(Homer): Alright then
* When the 'Simpsons' are being changed to the 'Thompsons'...
(Agent): Now when I say 'Hello Mr Thompson' and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
(Homer): No problem.
(Agent): Hello Mr Thompson (and presses Homer's foot)
[Homer has a blank stare, and then looks at the other agent and whispers loudly...]
(Homer): I think he's talking to you.
he he he!! those are the best ones i can think of at the moment...
"What about those red balls they have on car aerials so you can spot your car in a car park? I think all cars should have them!"
"Mmm, forbidden doughnut"
"Save me Jebus!!"
"Marge, quick, how many kids do we have have? No time, I'll just estimate. 9!"
(Lisa): Dad! I had a bad dream!
(Homer): Oh Lisa. You just lay down and tell me all about it.
(Lisa): I know this sounds absurd, but I was dreaming that the Boogieman was chasing me and...
(Homer): AAHH! Boogieman!
[Runs to Bart's room]
(Homer): Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but we may have an ordeal involving a Boogieman or BoogieMEN in the house!
(Bart): Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!
"Oh Lisa! You and your stories! Bart is a vampire! Beer kills brain cells! Now lets go back to that ... building ... thingy... where our beds and TV... is."
(Homer): Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
(Lisa): No.
(Homer): Ham?
(Lisa): No!
(Homer): Pork chops?
(Lisa): Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
(Homer): Heh heh heh ... ooh ... yeah right, Lisa. A wonderful ... magical animal.
"Ooh, the internet is on computers now."
"To start, press any key. Where's the 'any' key?"
"I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed changed, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.' "
(Lisa): Dad, we did something very BAD!
(Homer): Did you wreck the car?
(Bart): No.
(Homer): Did you raise the dead?
(Lisa): Yes!
(Homer): But the car's OK?
(Bart & Lisa): Uh-huh.
(Homer): Alright then
* When the 'Simpsons' are being changed to the 'Thompsons'...
(Agent): Now when I say 'Hello Mr Thompson' and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
(Homer): No problem.
(Agent): Hello Mr Thompson (and presses Homer's foot)
[Homer has a blank stare, and then looks at the other agent and whispers loudly...]
(Homer): I think he's talking to you.
he he he!! those are the best ones i can think of at the moment...