Reality shows

Top Chef and Hells Kitchen although HK is TOTALLY scripted. It amuses me.

"Step It Up and Dance" on Bravo, "How Clean is Your House" on BBC America, pretty much everything on VH1. I know it's wrong, but I can't help myself. :oops:

I'm only watching Britain's Got Talent. It's a scream and a half. :lol:

I also always have to watch those documentaries about house-bound morbidly obese people. :oops: I have learned so much about diet and food from watching docus about people on both ends of the spectrum, from dangerously skinny onwards. It's pretty much compelling viewing.

Hippie I loooooooooooooooooove Kim and Aggie!!!! :D

How can you not love 'em? I'm threatening to make them mandatory viewing for Shelby, that kid's a slob. :shock:

how many times have I told you, put all her shit in garbage bags and toss it?!

Been there, done that. I'm talking she doesn't get why you clean your kitchen sink every day. Intellectually, she understands what bacteria is and its role in illness, but she somehow doesn't believe it can affect her. Hence the kitchen sink goes unscrubbed unless I yell about it or do it myself. :roll:

I watched a documentary about Amy Winehouse the other day. That chile is suuuuuuuuuuuch a mess :cry:

Yes, it's sad. :( Have you seen the new pics of her wandering the English highway? They're over at http://www.thesuperficial.com. Depressing, indeed.

Crikey, she looks even more awful. You wouldn't believe she's only 24, she looks about 50. And those gashes on her arms. :shock:

She's a junkie.

Me too. A VH1 junkie! :oops:

No, you're just a retard.

Be nice, or I'll tell everyone how much you secretly loooove Rachel Ray.

and I'll tell everyone how you secretly love George DUBBYA Bush! :twisted:

Oh, sure, they'll believe that! The Secret Service probably has a crazy file on me, I've written so many letters to W as governor of Texas and president. About how much of an asshat he is. But I was nice and used words like "short-sighted policies" and "hypocrisy". :lol:

and I run an anti foodnetwork website so we're even douchbag.

Top Chef is my favorite

I have to admit to watching Ladette to Lady. It is a BBC reality show. I also watch a bit of "you are what you eat" also BBC and WOW that is scary. I also find myself watching What not to wear. I love Clinton.

I saw Amy on the news wandering the streets. I like her music and it is so sad that someone 24 is so messed up. Uless this gal gets some good help soon, I don't think that she will make it.

Who the hell is this Heidi Montag and why is she always in the mags and on tv entertainment reports? Her boyfriend Spencer makes me cringe. I can't believe people actually watch their program. I'm gagging more over her now than Paris Hilton and I never thought that that would be possible!

They're on the Hills on MTV apparently, never seen it, just know that EVERYONE in the world hates their asses.

You know, Hippie, I drove by Food Network's corporate HQ here, and I thought that I spotted someone out there with a placard with "I HEART RACHAEL RAY" on it. Now, that I think about it, she looked suspiciously like Nora.

:twisted:

*runs like the wind*

Jamie Oliver did a one-off show called "Eat to save your life" - did you guys get to see it? THAT was scary, but a must-see for anyone with a pulse.

SEVEN WROTE:You know, Hippie, I drove by Food Network's corporate HQ here, and I thought that I spotted someone out there with a placard with "I HEART RACHAEL RAY" on it. Now, that I think about it, she looked suspiciously like Nora.

:twisted:

*runs like the wind*

I sent Jamie Oliver that love letter you wrote him Selz...on how sexy you thought he was and how you swooned over his classy accent :twisted:

SEVEN WROTE:You know, Hippie, I drove by Food Network's corporate HQ here, and I thought that I spotted someone out there with a placard with "I HEART RACHAEL RAY" on it. Now, that I think about it, she looked suspiciously like Nora.

:twisted:

*runs like the wind*

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I knew it was all a cover! You know, Nora can make anything using taco seasoning and/or an entire bottle of olive oil!

Yeah I'm the one who lit my kitchen on fire trying to make oil BOIL.....moron.

MYTH WROTE:Who the hell is this Heidi Montag and why is she always in the mags and on tv entertainment reports? Her boyfriend Spencer makes me cringe. I can't believe people actually watch their program.

LMAO. It's all scripted. . .

Hippie, I'm a VH1 junkie myself. :oops:

NORA WROTE:Yeah I'm the one who lit my kitchen on fire trying to make oil BOIL.....moron.

It's all book smarts, baby, no common sense whatsoever. :P

Sprook-I think they put visual crack in their programming. I was beside myself when "Rock of Love 2" ended. "I Love Money" begins soon though, and features everyone's faves from ROL, Flavor of Love, and I Love NY. I gotta say, Pumkin is looking rough. No way she's only 25. :roll:

NORA WROTE:I sent Jamie Oliver that love letter you wrote him Selz...on how sexy you thought he was and how you swooned over his classy accent :twisted:

That's ok, I bumped into Rachael Ray the other day and told her it was you who anonymously sent her a dozen red roses and the little bear that says 'I love you THIS much'. :twisted:

Anyone else still watching Dancing with the Stars?

NORA WROTE:Yeah I'm the one who lit my kitchen on fire trying to make oil BOIL.....moron.

:o :shock: :o :shock: Okay, so dinner at your house is definitely a no no for me. We'll head over to California and have taco seasoning on our cinnamon buns.

Where's the puke emoticon??????

FIATLUX WROTE:Anyone else still watching Dancing with the Stars?

Me....what can I say. It's been just so so this season for me. I want Kristi to win. I am totally stoked that SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE starts in a few weeks.

I probably would have stopped watching AI but David Cook is awesome. I am quite sure that David A. will win because he is so young and he appeals to the tweens, moms and grandmas. Cook is a 'find'. I adored Melinda Doolittle from last season and I am definitely buying her cd when it comes out. The woman is an amazing artist.

Myth - yeah, I hear ya. I think that, for me, the stars are almost TOO good. Call me crazy, but I like to see people improve week to week. And that group dance was a SAD mishmash of I don't know what.

MYTH WROTE:I probably would have stopped watching AI but David Cook is awesome. I am quite sure that David A. will win because he is so young and he appeals to the tweens, moms and grandmas. Cook is a 'find'. I adored Melinda Doolittle from last season and I am definitely buying her cd when it comes out. The woman is an amazing artist.

I love David Cook. Archuleta creeps me out. He comes across as emotionally stunted, like he might turn into a Michael Jackson if he had the same type of success. Syesha had gotten better and better-I hope she finds something that is a good fit for her, like musical theatre.

HIPPIE WROTE: Sprook-I think they put visual crack in their programming. I was beside myself when "Rock of Love 2" ended. "I Love Money" begins soon though, and features everyone's faves from ROL, Flavor of Love, and I Love NY. I gotta say, Pumkin is looking rough. No way she's only 25. :roll:

I know what you mean, re: visual crack. I want to look away but somehow I can't. Except I could not bring myself to watch "I Know My Kid's a Star," I just can't get into parents pushing their children into something. That's a rant better saved. Hah. Rock of Love 2. . . right there with you. I haven't seen previews for this "I Love Money" hmmm. Pumpkin = 25? Are you kidding me? Wow. :shock: :o

Sprook-Take a look at this. VH1 has hit new lows........or highs, depending on your POV. ;)

http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-15-great-career-move

Hippie - :shock: I just can't. . .I will admit to watching a few episodes of the first but I couldn't do it. I will not be able to attend the viewing of season two.

Ahhh perezhilton.com. . .good times.

Yeah, I love me some Perez. And Superficial. :lol: I had to watch "Rehab"-I wanted to see if their program was typical of an inpatient treatment facility. It definitely was, and Dr. Drew is a great doc.

If Kristi doesn't win DwtS, I'm gonna be PISSED.

So you think you can dance (just done the 1st season in Oz .... and no ruby slippers were seen/worn/mentioned) is the only one I openly aim to watch.

When Australian Idol comes round it'll be background noise whilst I iron (it's always on the Sunday night timeslot *lol*).

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-20-charming

Kristi won, I'm happy! LOL