Things that make Jesus cry

Hmmmm slap me if you don't agree but I think Chuck Norris jokes and the people who tell them on a regular basis fit the criteria also.

No, I agree. The Norris jokes started off funny, but they wore their welcome thin.


Here's another: people who talk on their cell phones in public restrooms. Horrible! :o

Bridezillas and groommonsters make baby Jesus weep (yes, I've been watching a lot of Rich Bride, Poor Bride) ;)

Ahahaha! :lol:

How about people that don't turn on their headlights in bad weather?

HIPPIE WROTE:No, I agree. The Norris jokes started off funny, but they wore their welcome thin.


Here's another: people who talk on their cell phones in public restrooms. Horrible! :o

There was a woman at the council who used to do that. I think she got shitcanned. ;) :lol:

People who don't use their directionals (turn signal) while driving make Jesus weep with fury.

Selz-I hate that, man! It's one thing to talk on the phone in your own private bathroom, but quite another when you're sharing a bathroom. RUDE! And it makes Jesus cry.:evil:

Superspy-YES!

People who don't flush TOILETS in the ladys room :evil:

Add to that people who don't wash their hands after using the restroom. Blech. :roll:

NORA WROTE:People who don't flush TOILETS in the ladys room :evil:

Sorry about that, I thought you liked it. :twisted:

People who race you towards roundabouts and then cut you up on the far side. :evil: :evil: :evil: I KILL YOU!!! :x :roll:

People who say "Guesstimate" :evil:

Shelby hates "guesstimate" too. :lol:

How about dumbass people who do not understand how to navigate a roundabout? We have ONE stinkin' roundabout here in town and every single morning I end up screaming at strangers "yield, not stop, you jackass!". :P

Two things that *definitely* make Jesus cry:

1) Being transferred 3 times on a service call to our internet provider and having to listen to musak for at least half of that 30-minute call.

2) A PM just sitting there in my outbox right here on HMC some 15 minutes after I pressed "send"

Women (my receptionist specifically) who marinate themselves in cheap, drugstore perfume :evil:

HIPPIE WROTE:Shelby hates "guesstimate" too. :lol:

How about dumbass people who do not understand how to navigate a roundabout? We have ONE stinkin' roundabout here in town and every single morning I end up screaming at strangers "yield, not stop, you jackass!". :P

I KNOW dude!! Here the idea is to approach the roundabout looking to your right (the direction to which we give way) and if it's clear then keep going. But SO many people just stop dead at the line and wait for... nothing. LEARN HOW TO DRIVE YOU JACKASS!!!

YES YES YES! :twisted:

NORA WROTE:Women (my receptionist specifically) who marinate themselves in cheap, drugstore perfume :evil:

And their equally nauseating counterpart - Men (maintenance man, specifically) who wear waaaaay too much Drakkar (or any other fabricated scent, really).

Our coffee guy is like that. Can't go in the break room for hours after he's here. :roll:

Here's something that makes Jesus smile: coworkers who carry Claritin in their purse. For those days you run out and have an allergy attack while on the phone. :P

BAAHAHAHAHAHA THIS would most definitely make Jesus bawl!! :lol: :lol: These must be the type of people who elected George Bush! :lol:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080808091149AA3VGTk

Surely that's a joke........ :shock:

What am I saying? Sadly, it's probably all too real. :roll:

This story *definitely* makes Jesus cry:

Canadian border guards have been told to bar a fanatic church group that was planning to protest the funeral of a man beheaded on a Greyhound bus, reports say.

NDP MP Pat Martin told the Winnipeg Free Press that Public Safety Minister Stockwell Day sent the alert to border guards Thursday.

The church group, described in a British documentary as "the most hated family in America," told CTV.ca earlier Thursday that it planned to protest at the funeral of 22-year-old Tim Mclean on Saturday.

Martin said his office was flooded with phone calls Thursday with Winnipeg constituents angered by the group's plan.

"These people are almost as crazy as the murderer," he told the newspaper, referring to the church's intentions.

The daughter of the founder of the Westboro Baptist Church, based in Topeka, Ka., told CTV.ca she and several other church members will go to Winnipeg on Saturday to demonstrate against what she described as McLean's "filthy way of life." Shirley Phelps-Roper said his life was emblematic of Canada's moral decay.

"God handed us a gift," Phelps-Roper said in a phone interview on Thursday.

She said McLean deserved his death by beheading on a Greyhound Bus last week.

"(His death was) supremely unemotional. You got God shaking in rage. There is no emotional component ... He was a rebel against God. He was taught to be a rebel by his parents. He came from a rebel country ... They brought this wrath upon his head. And it sucks to be him and it sucks to be them," Phelps-Roper said.

She said his brutal murder was a sign from God.

"You gotta connect the dots, people ... from your idols to your filthy way of life," she said.

"Here's what I know. He is dead and God does not do that to people that serve in his truth."

Phelps-Roper described McLean -- who she had never met -- in an insulting, insensitive and graphic manner. Her crudest descriptions of the 22-year-old are not printed.

"I haven't met him personally, but he has nothing going on," she said dismissively.

"(His life) was all about him. Blah, blah, blah ... He was a rebel ... I don't need to know anything else ... I don't need to know the minutia. Everything you need to know is right there."

The Westboro Baptist church has gained notoriety in recent years for setting up protest pickets at the funerals of U.S. soldiers who died in the Iraq and Afghanistan wars.

Church members claim the deaths are part of God's wrath against Americans for turning their back on his teachings. They have repeatedly called the U.S. a "fag" nation, a phrase Phelps-Roper used repeatedly to describe Canada.

Phelps-Roper said she does not mind that her family is reviled by the majority of Americans. She claimed she rejoices when people say they despise and hate her family.

"I say, 'cha ching.' That goes in our bank. God gives us tokens of his love," she said.

Phelps-Roper said members of the Westboro Baptist Church, which numbers about "70 souls," is comprised mainly of a single extended family.

The group was supposed to protest a play held in a downtown Toronto bar that mocked their church's reviled views. "The Pastor Phelps Project" played at The Cameron House Thursday without incident, according to reports.

McLean was killed on July 30 after being stabbed repeatedly on a Greyhound bus by a complete stranger. He was then beheaded.

Vince Li, 40, has been charged with second-degree murder. A psychiatric evaluation has been ordered for Li.

I know of this family all too well. I won't send them the energy they want by hating them; I pity them. Their souls are so completely devoid of love and compassion that it breaks my heart. I don't know one single Christian who espouses their beliefs.

This is such bullshit. God doesn't kill people, we kill ourselves! I have one thing to say to that family - Judge not lest ye be judged... take a look at your own life - if you find it without sin then pick up your rock and throw it.

Amen, Selz!

I fit 75%-82% of these categories... :lol:

Just kidding, don't kill me...more like 64%.

People you were on the phone with, and the call disconnects at the last second and they call you back just to say bye. :roll:

Little old church ladies who leave you a pithy psalm card in lieu of a real cash money tip make Jesus weep, as they are doing it in his name. To (liberally) quote the dude at waiterrant.com, unless you're Paul and can cure my aching back and feet, show me the money!

Jesus also weeps when people tip on the post-coupon amount of the meal.

Being paraded about to board members like a trained dancing monkey? Makes Jesus sob uncontrollably.

Gonna preface this with No Offense Intended & if I do offend....apologies & general kowtowing be observed. :)

Otts, reading that article.....I go from shock, to pity, to a slight case of confusion & then (I blame the writer/people observer in me) all I want to do is put them in a BIG perspex box & watch them........ :roll: :roll:

Dang, can't remember who sang it but..... "People are strange" (Lost Boys s/track).

That was Echo and the Bunnymen, but the original is by The Doors. :)

One thing that *definitely* makes Jesus cry... people ignoring each other's *existence* in stores - whether Costco or the supermarket... to the point where the person with the cart almost runs into you and glares at you as if to say "How DARE you be here in front of me?"

YES YES YES!

I complain about that all the time........how can we expect our children to have manners when we are all so damned rude to one another? It's so sad to me that people can't even say "excuse me" when you almost collide with one another. I had ONE person out of about 12 say "excuse me" last trip to the grocery store. I say it anyway, usually to be met with confusion or derision. SAD! :cry:

Sarah Palin makes Jesus cry uncontrollably.

So does her entire horrible family

Every time she winks, an angel dies a horrible death and JESUS CRIES.