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Update: September 23, 2004

Another gorram day, another gorram dollar

…or in my case, cent.

What did I think of “Lost” last night? I don’t know what I thought about it.

I think maybe I’ll have more on that later. Yes, I know, I’ve said so much about it so far. Maybe next time I’ll give you TWO sentences on it! Wooo.

Chew, you dirty inbreds -

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Poll Me -

Last week we asked, “Do you prefer to see SMG eat Cap’N Crunch with or without the crunch berries?” The results…

I really need to quit answering these stupid polls. - 54.2%
With Crunch Berries - 26.1%
I hate breakfast. - 7.4%
Purple Haze, all in my face…. - 6.7%
Without Crunch Berries - 5.7%

Total votes: 299

Well, over half of you are questioning your own sanity over actually voting for this poll. So that’s good. Let’s see those comments…

“Like many things, breakfast is evil.”

  • Lyss

“She’s absolutely adoreable. I’ll watch her do anything and somehow that comes out sounding a lot more lesbian then I intended it…..”

  • Kristi

“Dude, I hate breakfast. But now dinner, is awholenother meal!!!!!!!! Let’s talk dinner for the next poll..”

  • fanofangel

“Crunch Berries are the Great Satan. I know that a lot of people would have you believe that the Great Satan is something more substantial, like America, but I can assure you that the ultimate evil truly rests within each and every little Crunch Berry. The marshmallows in Count Chocula are pretty darn malevolent, too.”

  • Lazy Dolphin

Matt: I shouldn’t allow one of the 3 rice krispies to gossip on the page.

“I mean, I don’t want to watch her eating anything, even if she has impeccable manners.”

  • DaddyCatALSO

“Dude, crunchberries cut my mouth. Stop reminding me of childhood trauma.”

  • SevenofTN

“I’m British. I don’t know WTF Cap’N Crunch is, let alone have tasted it. :P”

  • Selz

Matt: Lucky bastard.

“Somebody’s went crazy on those happy pills again.”

  • Levis Omelasz

Matt: Somebody? Went?

“I hate you……”

  • Nora

Matt: Your fault. I stand by that.

“Oh yeah, that’s right….eat those crunchberries….you know how I like it….oh yeah, that’s a bad crunch berry isn’t it?…isn’t it?….oh yeah…..”

  • Swordsman

Matt: And they say I have problems.

“I don’t eat breakfast. I hate it. SO I would prefer to see her soaked in it with crunch berries, sure would beat the slime that Nickelodeon uses.”

  • Aeryn

“I don’t care, as long as I see SMG…Mmmm, SMG…*salivates all over the poll room*”

  • Fat Tony

Matt: Clean up on aisle 5.

The new poll is up. I’m sure you’ll love it, if not hate it with a unsavory passion.

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  • Matt
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