HMC @ Dragon*Con: Dragoncon Parody02
Otts’ Parodies: Dragon*Con Series
I’VE GOT A THEORY (to the tune of “I’ve Got a Theory/Bunnies/If We’re Together”)
After getting out of the evil elevator, the gang discusses the troubling fetish
sightings and finally decide to stay safe in their hotel room with some
drinks…
Fiat:
So did anybody um, last night did anybody notice any weirdness?
Wish:
Merciful James!
Hippie:
I thought it was just me
Otts:
I had a horde of Klingons with me in the elevator!
LadyHawk:
I dunno, I just dreamt of James
Hippie:
Think itll happen again? Because its really-
Otts:
Ive got a theory
Thats its a couple
A couple on a leash
Oh, somethings really wrong there
Fiat:
Ive got a theory
That Joeys dreaming
And were all stuck
Inside his wacky fetish nightmare
Hippie:
Ive got a theory we just should not go out
Otts, Fiat, Hippie and Wish:
Its getting eerie
What are these painful sightings all about?
Eric:
We could drink Wishs beer
Theres always Wishs beer
Of course not everybody
Likes Rock Lite and its kinda warm
And we didnt pay for it
And Ill be over here
Hippie:
I have a theory
We could buy Shiner Bock
*crickets*
LadyHawk:
Ive got a theory
Hippie:
Why dont you guys ever want any Shiner Bock
Why dont you trust me, Ill really get you hammered
And whats with Otts Canadian beer
Do they think theyre the only ones
Who know how to brew anyway?
Shiner Bock, Shiner Bock it must be Shiner Bock!!!
*crickets*
Hippie:
Or maybe cherry coke
Fiat:
I have a theory we should get some booze fast
Because we clearly wont be serious after a few glasses