HMC @ Dragon*Con: Dragoncon Quotes

Dragon*Con Quotables

• by fiatlux

“Me and Dusty sleep together all the time” - Ladyhawk
(about the hotel goofing up room arrangements and not only giving them a single bed, but a room on the wrong floor)

“I don’t like teenagers.” - Eric
(about why he doesn’t like Connor)

“I can’t decide whether to get a smoke or wash my feet.” - hippiechick
(in regards to her long walk through the airport)

“I will not tear up the X-Box; I AM the X-Box!” - Jonathan Riggins

“Get in the van, hippie! Get in the van!” - wish

“Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the webmaster of Hellmouth Central” - Otts
“I don’t use a laptop!” - Mac
(reactions to a tipsy Mac needing fiat to show him where the mouse button was on her laptop)

“For all we know, ‘to shanshu’ could mean to make oranges. *laughter* Look for Spike at Orange Julius next season.” - Eric
“I bet a lot of people would like to drink the juice of Spike’s oranges.” - Otts
(Angel Season 4 wrap up session)

“Tom surviving! What kind of bullshit is that?” - Danny Strong
(when asked if there was anything he’d change about the plotlines in “Buffy”)

“Even decomposed I’m sexy.” - Danny Strong

“That’s the question of the con!” - Danny Strong
(in response to Otts’ question to Iyari about what Kennedy did to make Willow’s eyes pop wide open in “Touched”)

“You notice that Kennedy’s hand goes up over Willow’s shoulder and then down. WAY down.” - Iyari Limon
(her answer to Otts’ question)

“What is ‘Paradise Lost’ but John Milton’s bible fanfic?” - anonymous
(rationalizing why Buffy fanfic will continue even though the show has ended)

“You’re in a group, you’re in a costume, I’ll manipulate you.” - fiatlux

“Lips are lips.” - Mac

“Angel’s a puss.” - Eric

“I used to go to cons! I used to have ears!” - James Marsters

“No, I’m not a whore. Not that there’s anything wrong with prostitutes; we appreciate the work you do!” - James Marsters
(in response to wish’s question about whether he had ever done anything compromising to get a role)

“Mom, can we please leave the handcuffs behind?” - Earthmom’s daughter
(regarding going to see James Marsters)

“I sound like a power ranger villian.” - Eric
(In response to the earlier comment on teenagers)

“Otts, what are you doing with my shaving cream?” - hippiechick

“Wheel of morality turn turn turn. Show us the lesson that we must learn.”
(shouted out at the OMWF show before Dawn says “The hardest thing in this world is to live in it)

“You guys don’t mind us coming into your living room and touching you somewhere you didn’t expect.” - James Marsters