Defenders of the White Knight: Xander History

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The timeline of the carpenter’s tale (or lack thereof)…

1985 - Xander steals Willow’s barbie. They break up.
1997 - He rides a skateboard to school, apparently just once.

• Welcome To The Hellmouth
  1997 - He finds out Buffy’s the slayer. - Welcome To The Hellmouth
  1997 - Xander is almost eaten by a giant Preying Mantis Lady. - Teacher’s Pet
  1997 - We learn Xander is still a virgin. - Teacher’s Pet
  1997 - Xander continues to grow in his infatuation for Buffy.
  1997 - He becomes the embodiment of a hyena after trying to save Lance. - The Pack
  1997 - He helps eat a live pig while still being a hyena. - The Pack
  1997 - Along with Buffy and Willow, Xander does a horrible performance of Oedipus Rex. - The Puppet Show
  1997 - We find out that Xander’s worst nightmares are being almost naked infront of class and a clown that terrorized him at his 6th Birthday party. - Nightmares
  1997 - Xander asks out Buffy to Spring Fling, only to be rejected. - Prophecy Girl
  1997 - He saves Buffy’s life with CPR. - Prophecy Girl

1997 - He saves Cordelia’s life. - Some Assembly Required
1997 - He falls for “Ampata”. - Inca Mummy Girl
1997 - Finding out “Ampata” sucks the life out of people, he saves Willow and lets the Incan Princess die. -Inca Mummy Girl
1997 - Buffy finally thanks Xander for saving her life. - Inca Mummyu Girl
1997 - For Halloween, Xander dresses as a Soldier, only to be turned into one. - Halloween
1997 - He gives up his extreme pining for Buffy (sort of). - Halloween
1997 - Xander’s career aptitude tests say he should become a prison guard. - What’s My Line I
1997 - He and Cordelia kiss for the first time in Buffy’s basement. - What’s My Line II
1997 - He and Cordelia kill the “bug guy”. - What’s My Line II
1998 - Xander and Cordelia continue their makeout sessions. - Bad Eggs
1998 - Willow catches Xander and Cordy kissing in the library. - Innocence
1998 - We find out Xander used to be the treasurer of the “We hate Cordelia” club. - Innocence
1998 - Xander shoves a cross in Angelus’ face to save Willow. - Innocence
1998 - Remembering his army training, Xander has plan to kill The Judge. He steals a rocket launcher from an army base and shows Buffy how to use it. - Innocence
1998 - Xander confronts Larry about being a werewolf, instead Larry outs himself as a homosexual.

• Phases
  1998 - Xander slays Theresa and saves Buffy. - Phases
  1998 - He buys Cordy a heart pendant for Valentine’s day. Cordelia breaks up with him when he presents it to her. - Bewitched, Bothered & Bewildered
  1998 - He has Amy Madison do a spell to make Cordelia love him, but it goes haywire and every girl in town falls in love with him - except Cordelia.
  1998 - When Buffy tries to seduce him under the spell, even though he wants her, he doesn’t take advantage. - Bewitched, Bothered & Bewildered
  1998 - Cordelia finally sticks up for Xander, tells the Cordettes she doesn’t care what they think, and gets back together with him. - Bewitched, Bothered & Bewildered
  1998 - Xander stays at the hospital the entire time Buffy is there with the flu. - Killed By Death
  1998 - Angelus tries to get in to see Buffy at the hospital, but Xander stops him. -Killed By Death
  1998 - Angelus calls Xander “Buffy’s White Knight”. - Killed By Death
  1998 - He gets attacked by a large hand that shoots out of his locker. - I Only Have Eyes For You
  1998 - He becomes a member of the swim team on an undercover mission. - Go Fish
  1998 - Xander tells the gang that Angel should die. Buffy and Willow don’t agree. - Becoming I
  1998 - He tells Willow he loves her while she’s unconscious in the hospital. - Becoming II
  1998 - He tells “the lie”. But we won’t go into detail about that, except to say we agree with his reasons for it. - Becoming II
  1998 - Xander saves a beaten Giles by getting him out of the mansion. - Becoming II

1998 - He saves Cordelia from a vampire. - Anne
1998 - The gang gives him the codename “Nighthawk”. - Dead Man’s Party
1998 - Willow and Xander kiss for the first time as they get dressed for the Homecoming dance. - Homecoming
1998 - He and Willow continue to makeout and flirt. - Band Candy
1998 - Xander sees Buffy and Angel kissing, and then has the gang confront her. - Revelations
1998 - Oz and Cordelia catch Willow and Xander kissing. - Lover’s Walk
1998 - Cordelia breaks up with Xander. - Lover’s Walk
1998 - In the alternate universe, Xander is a vampire. - The Wish
1998 - Xander camps out in his backyard on Christmas Eve to avoid his parents drunken fights. - Amends
1999 - Xander wants to be known as the “car guy”. - The Zeppo
1999 - He feels like the Jimmy Olson of the gang. - The Zeppo
1999 - He saves the gang by stopping a bomb from going off, without them even knowing. - The Zeppo
1999 - He saves Faith, and they end up having sex. - The Zeppo

More to come…..