Defenders of the White Knight: Xander Quotes

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“That’s it – the First hates puppets. Now if we can just airlift Kermit, Fozzy the Bear and Miss Piggy into town, the First’ll be a-runnin’.” - Get It Done

“It’s cryptic. I don’t like it. Every time instructions get cryptic, someone gets hurt. Usually me.” - Get It Done

“Seven years, Dawn. Working with the slayer. Seeing my friends get more and more powerful. witch. A demon. Hell, I could fit Oz in my shaving kit, but come a full moon, he had a wolfy mojo not to be messed with. Powerful. All of them. And I’m the guy who fixes the windows.” - Potential

“They’ll never know how tough it is, Dawnie, to be the one who isn’t chosen. To live so near to the spotlight and never step in it. But I know. I see more than anybody realizes because nobody’s watching me. I saw you last night. I see you working here today. You’re not special. You’re extraordinary.” - Potential

Anya: “Tried to dig up anything useful from the demon community.”
Xander: “They’re a community now? What’s next, the Ladies’ Auxiliary?”

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“Thanks for clearing that up ’cause otherwise we might’ve thought you were up to no good here at the satanic manhole cover.” - Bring On The Night

Xander: “Hey, junior slayers, don’t look so worried. I mean, sure, we don’t know where Spike is, or how to fight The First, or if and when the super style vampire is gonna attack us all. However, house - boarded up. No all we gotta do is trap this UberVamp in a pantry, and it’s game over.”
Willow: “Xander…newbies. Let’s ease them in to the whole “jokes in the face of death” thing.“
Xander: “Who’s joking? That pantry thing could work. Are you saying M. Night Shamalayan lied to us?”

• Bring On The Night