Growling March NB

Where are mah PRESENTS?!:angry:

Myth you ho you stole them again didnt you?

Nora wrote:

Where are mah PRESENTS?!:angry:

Myth you ho you stole them again didnt you?

Myth gazes at the 5 carat diamond ring on her finger and the diamond tennis bracelet on her wrist.

Huh??? Me??? What makes you say that???? I didn't do anything....I swear!!!!!!!!

**keeps fingers crossed behind her back.**

Where did the jewelry come from? I married a cheap ass so no way those are from him:huh: ...unless.....

YOU SWINE!! GImmee back the lovely pressies that Selz gave me!!:angry:

Phfft!! Selz knitted you a sweater for that cold California weather.

The jewels are from Jason and Jared. I intercepted them. Please note....it took HOURS to intercept. I am such a happy and satisfied gal....with jewels:P

She lives!!!!

I am still jet lagged but struggling thanks to caffine and booze.
(typical)

NORA HUGS b-day girl.

Myth: I missed you as well.

NZ most beautiful place on the earth!!I found a pub to buy. It is called the Flying Haggis it is a resturant and bar on the bay of Picton and fell in love with it. Hubby (voice of reason said I was on Crack and said NO1) oh well so here I am back in the USA working yet again.

So I will have to do some serious posting of NZ picts on the photobucket this weekend.

Some of the things I did:
Swam
Hiked
nature walks and tours
Wine tours
Stayed at a convent
Went to a farm and made out with a cockatoo! He loved me.
Saw whales, seals, dolphins and penguins.
Walked the shores and visited bird sactuaries and seal colonies.
Drank and ate with locals.
Did first aid on No Nap JAck who got stung by a jelly fish.
made friends with sheep
Went on a scary tour with old peeps in white gym shoes.
crossed Cook's straight.

I was in heaven.

Cheers all

Hey I want a sweater and jewels.

Post edited by: Ramones, at: 2007/03/02 17:28<br><br>Post edited by: Ramones, at: 2007/03/02 17:29

Did you pee on No Nap?!:huh: ...that's usually how you stop the stinging....Myth peed on me once when we were at the Jersey shore....my foot melted off....:(

Glad you're back, I missed you:) \\

Myth you can keep the fake shit that Jared sent, he only buys real stuff for his slutty Lakers Girl girlfriend:angry: ...Jensen sent me the good stuffB)<br><br>Post edited by: Nora, at: 2007/03/02 18:13

No but that was on the list of things to do. I went to the grocery store and poured white vinegar on his wee foot. It took the sting out of it and then I gave him some benadryl for the swelling. He was fine after the vinegar.

All you need is a mild acid to make the pain go away.

RAMONES!!!!

Sweetums.....you're home:) And back at work:( Poor baby. Sounds like you had a great time. I am happy and yet very jealous. I've always wanted to go to NZ. Hey....let's take the kids and move there and buy that pub and leave stupid hubbies home:woohoo: We can attach Nora to the sign and rename it the FLYING HAGGIS AND HELLISH BEAST!!!!!

Damn....Ineed to win the lottery!!!!

I had to re-read your post with my glasses because, at first, it looked like you wrote \&quot;crossed Cock's straight'.. ROTF. I've been hanging with Nora tooooooooooooooo long:laugh:

Tell me.....how's the NZ male population? **wiggles eyebrows**.

Nora - Yes, I did pee on your foot and it did melt off. This means I was successful in getting the stingers out....right??? Where's the gratitude???

**Myth saws off claw foot on her antique porcelain tub and hands to Nora**

There....now you have a foot. Size 13. Shut up and be happyB)<br><br>Post edited by: Myth, at: 2007/03/02 18:36

I am packing my bags. I also bought a lotto ticket for the powerball/. Your first class ticket to Christchurch will be in the mail on Sunday if I win. We can meet in Chicago and fly to Ca grab Nora and head to our new home in Picton and begin our lives as Beer wenches.

The men ... well... (twisting the eyebrows back and forth as well...)... they were brilliant to look and and listen to as well. More ruddy and out doors looking, they are very tall and quite large and handsome. I could use a few of them up if I had the time.


I am still in the post vaca glow. I did miss you guys alot! So many times I wished the pubs had internet.

Oh and the red wines were fine. Oh imagine the typo fest that could have happened if I had brought my lap top.<br><br>Post edited by: Ramones, at: 2007/03/02 18:59

Myth wrote:

There....now you have a foot. Size 13. Shut up and be happyB)

I hate you:angry:

I want a new sibling.

Nora wrote:

Myth wrote:

There....now you have a foot. Size 13. Shut up and be happyB)

I hate you:angry:

I want a new sibling.

Hehe...you're stuck...we're glued at our child bearing hips:P

Ramones- from what I've heard about haggis....I doubt if I ever want to try it. AND.....how can haggis fly?????????

Stuck? I think not...

*grabs a chainsaw and Fiats Vaseline and chases Myth* Let's get UNSTUCK!:angry:

ONLY if you use the saw on YOUR body parts:angry:

Besides.....what makes you think we COULD ever find any vaseline anywhere with Fiat around?? That stuff is gold due to the shortage:whistle:

Ramones; You (visuals even as I type)
made friends with sheep...
made friends with sheep...
made friends with sheep...
dang, it's too early in the day here right now to have this in my head.

PErsonally, minus the liver I don't see anything else wrong with haggis. But there []is the liver so I'll not be trying it. Not all that different from our local sei mau.

Myth wrote:

Besides.....what makes you think we COULD ever find any vaseline anywhere with Fiat around?? That stuff is gold due to the shortage:whistle:

true true.....I had a stash here but it seems to have disappeared around the time she came to visit....hmmmmmmmmmm:unsure:

I've gone to the local stores around me and I can't find any vaseline....or the cheaper substitutes. Fiat was here and she didn't tell me:ohmy: Greedy bitch!!!!! Pretty soon Canada will be suffering from shortage....if it hasn't happened already due to Otts:whistle:

The hell with 'saving the cheerleader'....we need to SAVE THE VASELINE!!!!!!! We definitely need a Hero!!!! I nominate Nora in a pink sequined bodysuit....w/ codpiece.

Daddykat....LOL. Oh where has your mind traveled to....hmmmmm????

**Leaving to say my rosary**

Post edited by: Myth, at: 2007/03/03 19:55<br><br>Post edited by: Myth, at: 2007/03/03 19:57

I'll wear the costume....if you'll be my sidekick.....and wear a purple one. And we'll have big lollipops and skip whilest holding hands...that will put the fear into that Fiat....

I think it was Otts that got her \&quot;addicted\&quot; to the Vaseline.:blink:

Oh dress up....

daddy: Coco pie was her name and she was a cute sheep. She was the pet at the convent we stayed at in Kiakoura. I kid you not. I stayed at a nunnery! HA to you all who thought I would burn when I stepped through the door. Not a scorch on me.

I also had a cockatoo fall in love with me. He nuzzled me and followed me to my car and screamed when I left. The farmer said he never saw such a reaction from this bird before. He said the bird usually hates women!:dry: I never knew I had a feathered soul mate. :unsure:<br><br>Post edited by: Ramones, at: 2007/03/04 22:22

Oh Nora, purple is my favorite color!!!! We shall have matching bodysuits but of different colors. You will have the codpiece and I will have the Victoria Secrets push up bra. And there will be the giant \&quot;V\&quot; emblem emblazoned on the front of eah suit:whistle: We shall have matching capes and lollipops. Now for super pw oers. I know, we can fly!!!! Seven can hold us up and run with us.....that's almost like flyingB) Ramones can be our Igor:P

Ramones - A sheep. A cockatoo. Only you:blink: BTW...about the scorching thing....you only saw your front. You should see the shiny red and blistered back and bottom:laugh:<br><br>Post edited by: Myth, at: 2007/03/04 23:34

Lollipops? What the...?

Ah, to find thread carnage on Mondays.

YES YES MYTH!!:woohoo: ..but when 7 holds us up he has to make \&quot;whooshing\&quot; flying noises!!!B)

carnage in the am always a good thing.

Man I have tons of things to do before I teach but all I want to do is be a lazy person and play.

I could make a killer igor especially with the scorched back.

Whooshing? huh? :P

7 not only do you love the idea but I know you're visualizing it too!:whistle:

I'm visualizing a lot but none of it's good. :evil:

Why Seven.....you dawg you:P

Ramones - You will fit Igor to a 'T' with the scorching. Just cover those blistered butt cheeks....please:lol:

I like the whoosing sound. We need more super powers...with whips, swords and teaspoons:woohoo:

Oh Gawd....3 weeks ago this husband gets on the news saying his wife disappeared and asked everyone help to find her. I took one look at him and thought....he either killed her or she ran away as fast as she could from this Ahole. The police searched the house yesterday and found her dismembered body in the garage. Two little kids. This will be in People Mag next week:unsure:

I just noticed that Seveen's avatar is an airplane.....flying....ROTFLMAO!!

Hey folks,

I'm back. I didn't even know that the board was back up... well, kinda. ;)

I'm now very much hooked on Heroes. I'll start skimming what's being discussed on that topic.

Can't promise I'll be there often though... I'm active on two or three other boards too.

Oh naturally Otts, come in and use us once in a while and then go off to \&quot;other boards\&quot;....I see how it is......Fiat got you hooked on that Vaseline lovers website didnt she? I knew it.....whores...the both of youse!:whistle:

HUgs Otts,
I am just gald to see you are back. :P

Nora play nice. or at least take pictures when you do not!:evil:

FOr no real r eason, when I saw the pic of that wife who was killed, I wondered if she was an ex-oster here. Not really anyone specific, mind you, just one of our many exes hereabouts.

Thanks Ramones! :)

Yeah Nora, play nice, or I'll have to use the Eau de Danny on you again. ;)

Whatchoo mean \&quot;again?\&quot;...you never got me the first time you clown:P

I don't have to be nice...Fiat told me....besides you started it. I'm always nice to you:whistle:

Heyas, Otts.

Afternoon to the rest of you...

hello darling, sweet, kind seven:kiss:

Heyas, Nora. ;) Things are so nice and sunny here today.

That's good!

Seven- I know you like Missi Pyle. She was on the new show WEDDING BELLS last night and it looks like she will be a regular. The series will be on friday nights at 9 pm. She was wonderful. Delta Burke plays her mother....\&quot;I am an acquired Taste\&quot;. Snort. Sounds like Nora:P

Shut up Myth:angry:

I watched that show, the flow of it made no sense. One second it's like 'hey sis how are you? You know what your problem is? NO ONE LOVES YOU!\&quot;...WTF was that crap? The flow was shite.

I agree Nora, but I usually give a show a few viewings before I get hooked or I bail. I really like Missi, Delta and the black actress so I am hoping that it comes together. David kelly is the producer which is a good sign. Besides, nothing else was on last night at 9 pm and I didn't want to leavee my cozy sofa.

New vampire series starts Sunday night on Lifetime called BLOOD TIES. This is based on the Toronto Vampire series books by Tanya Huff. I'll tape it and then watch when I have time. The books are pretty good and hey....vampre:woohoo:

And yes....you ARE an acquired taste:whistle:<br><br>Post edited by: Myth, at: 2007/03/08 18:26

So are you.....then again, most shit is an aquired taste....:S

yeah saw the commercial for the vampire thing, looks stupid, and it's on Lifetime so it can't possibly be good...:lol:

*blarg* I think I'm getting sick... :sick:

Uh oh, did you breathe in Myth again? Quickly go stick your face in the litter box, that will help burn out her fumes.

Bitch!!

At least with me, Seven will recover nicely. With you and your creeping crud, his parts will fall offB)

Have we made you feel better Seven? ROTFLMAO!!

Well, with kitty litter fumes and \&quot;parts\&quot; falling off, I feel WORLDS better... :dry:

\&quot;Creeping crud?\&quot;....BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!:laugh:

Nice to see that nothing has changed around here.

FIAT!!!

It's about damn time!!!

Nora - that creeping crud is from you:P

Judging by the smell, it's yours. Then again, it's awfully oozy...like Vaseline......:whistle: