Most Embarrassing KinkBot Moments

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#1 · Apr 29, 2003

Most Embarrassing KinkBot Moments

SPIKESMYGOD- At the 2001 Christmas Party, spoodged on an Elf hired to cater the party, who he mistook for a festive holiday pillow. He was also caught wearing the Lil Angels roos on his head singing Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts and handing out gold stars to those on the Spoodgapolooza tour.

Vibes- Being caught with his pants down and his tail up...with BG and UK in the room. ROTFLMFAO

Birdgirl- Being caught on tape wearing AquaMan underoos on her head, while singing Im a good girl.

Glow- Caught listening to *Nysnc, while wearing her Britney Spears shirt, while looking at nudie pics of Clem and Wesley. (I still have the tape) Also caught on tape saying BUBS RULE (also she was stoned and drunk either way she said it and I have the tape!) As well as the above she was also seen with a certain Boo Boo Kitty Fer and Mistress, but I dont wanna watch all of that tape.

Fiat- Lets just say she got caught hitting some high notes. Wink

Wondering- Caught going through JMs sock drawers. Also at the scene she had two bags of socks, camera, Naked Clem pictures, and of course Berthas Latest Spoilers in hand. She was also reporting to have been wearing DHoffryns bathrobe....ONLY THE ROBE....which means that somewhere out there...there is a naked DHoffryn. *SHOCK*

Luv- Caught looking at Buffs cookies....okay not embarrassing I just wanted to say it. LMFAO

Ramones- Caught with Naked Pictures of D'Hoffryn, Clem, Spike and Wondering in the latest edition of Play Demon. Not like its a new thing, mind you! Got drunk at a KinkBot Party and stuck her hands down Vibes pants!

Spheres- Got caught on all fours with Mistress, and I dont mean twister folks.

Joey- Got caught wearing pink shorts and shirt with waxed legs and pink blush on. Also learned he owned a Warren and Andrew poster above his bed. Got caught with BGs BOB. And also has an obsession with anything Lion King related, or anything related to 5 year olds asses. Also caught wearing Vibes tutu and dancing to angry chick music.

Will report more later, when Ive watched further tapes!

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#2 · Apr 29, 2003

Sprook! I've told you and told you -and the police, FBI , Treasury Dept. and park rangers that I was undercover at the time and then need for the socks was classified information-let's just say the SIZE of the socks was important but if I told you more I'd have to kill you.

As forD'Hoffryn's robe-you are just jealous. We all know what a D'Hoffryn freak you are-it is all his power isn't it? If you only knew what a vengeance demon had under his robe.

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#3 · Apr 30, 2003

SPROOK! Surprised Remember that all happened when you hypnotized me. You said it was a relaxation technique and then 9 days later I woke up in a puddle in an alley behind a DMP with a rusty spoon in one hand and a rubber chicken in the other.

REMEMBER! BECAUSE I SURE DON'T!

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#4 · Apr 30, 2003

a rusty spoon and a rubber chicken...hmmm..must have been a drive by monkeying

ALL OF IT ARE LIES..LIES I TELL YOU!!!...i want my lawyer

[Glows Baby Monkey

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#5 · Apr 30, 2003

Lil' Punkin'?........I am suing you for libel & defamation of character...what little I have left, that is.

That infamous elf incident NEVER HAPPENED! It is an urban myth. Well, ok, Jonnie Cochran & F. Lee Baily helped me settle that one out of court. The records are sealed, so SHUT IT!

As for the spoodgapalooza/red roos incident......It wasn't me, it was The First pretending to be me.

Oh, how will I live this all down?

Glow- Rubber chicken? Damn, girl! Hey, you wanna make this a class action lawsuit?

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#6 · Apr 30, 2003

Vibey - Dressed as an Elf for absolutely no apparent reason, other than he likes to do that sort of thing Wink

Sprook - Drunk on tequila, flashing her red 'roos and singing along to 'I'm a Little Teapot' (complete with actions), while Joey played the theme tune on his recorder.

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#7 · Apr 30, 2003

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#8 · Apr 30, 2003

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#9 · Apr 30, 2003

i plead the 5th to all and every accusation....i will also be jioning SPIKES class action suit...thats all for right now..a press confrence will be anouced at a later date..thank you

[Glows Baby Monkey

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#10 · Apr 30, 2003

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#11 · Apr 30, 2003

My My My- Clinton has nothing on the Kinkbots when it comes to denial and deflecting.

While I admit to nothing (which is wise according to my lawyer) I WILL say that I MAY have WITNESSED an act or two of debauchery bordering on mayhem. While some of these "acts" happened on the second leg of the 2001 European Spoodgepalooza Tour and Miss UK WAS investigated by Interpol for a month or two afterwards I STILL feel that the whole "Threat to mankind" charge leveled at the Kinkbots by the UN and NATO after the infamous drunken and mostly nude melee at Downing Street is simply unfair and blown completely out of proportion. At NO TIME was Tony Blair ACTUALLY in danger of being spoodeged or otherwise harmed by Kinkbots too drunk to even grab their own asses with both hands (which is also a good explanation of the RANDOM ass grabbing that was rampant that night). The Kinkbots are a peaceful race and far, far too self involved and hedonistic to give a crap about something like world peace -unless it opens up new tour venues in the future. Glow is already trying to book the Mideast Spoodgapalooza Tour 2004 to be kicked off in Baghdad next winter and is in talks with Donald Rumsfeld about the possibility of a Syrian leg by next spring Twisted Evil

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#12 · May 1, 2003

Official Press Announcement

I, Vibes of the KinkBot Patrol, officially deny any and all of the preposterous rumors about my actions. All of them have simple explanations.

As for being caught with my tail out and up with UK and BG..It simply wasnt me..i was with my bear.

The whole dressing as an elfI have a thing for bow and arrows and just so happen to have pointy earsand it means absolutely nothing that I had leather pants and a blonde wig on..

And if Fiat was referring to the taking monkey..sigh....there was a time before my bear that I would help her out and clean the pipes of her organ..i was simply helping a friend

WONDERING!?!?!.i had nothing to do with grabbing Tony Blairs ass!!!. Margaret Thatcher on the other hand..but cmon!!! i was drunk..its bad enough i had to call glow to bail me out of jail and explain that mess to her

Thats my story and im sticking to it

[Glows Baby Monkey

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#13 · May 1, 2003

Wondering-

Yeah, it kinda sucks that we got banned from England RIGHT as we were about to play Wembley Stadium. I guess Tony Blair can't take a good ass-grabbin' joke like Thatcher could- Joss, she was a WILD one, wasn't she?

Also, about bringing the word of the spoodge to the Middle East?......I don't think so. Rummy just called & told me that we should cancel all tour plans over there. Even though we have hired Baghdad Bob to do our PR, the extremist clerics in Iran have ordered a fatwa on all KinkBots for attempting to bring SPOODGAPALOOZA to their holy land. Damn, can't these wackos learn to get their groove thing shaking? Still, I think we have enough to worry about from NOAEA [National Organization Against Elf Abuse], J.C. Penny's, NAAG [Nuns Against Ass Grabbing], The North & South Carolina Hazmat Division of the EPA......just to name a few.

If you have any legal suggestions, feel free to share.

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#14 · May 1, 2003

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#15 · May 1, 2003

Ohh there was that one time with the fudge and chocolate syrup when...no wait that was a dream I had Twisted Evil

SPIKES - I'm appalled that Spoodgapalooza was so cruelly rejected by my home land, I even chained myself to the fence outside Downing Street in protest, but the politicians just started throwing me their pocket change.... Confused

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#16 · May 1, 2003

UK- Ahh, don't feel so bad. To make up for it, Britain has encouraged us to play 10 concerts in Belfast, Northern Ireland. They even told us that we probably shouldn't even have to use security. Gee, we must really be loved!

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#17 · May 1, 2003

I am considering not joining anymore Spoodgepalooza tours. I am tired of the strip searches. The last one when we landed in Omaha was the last straw. All because Vibes decided to try to smuggle in "Debbie Does Dallas" because he was terrified the heartland didn't have any porn and he would lose the muscle tone in his right hand .

After checking with Glow I have also found out that the bail money account is depleted. I don't know about the rest of the female Kinkbots but I am sick and tired of cooling my heels in some holding cell while the local police investigate another fight in a Waffle House betweeen SPIKES, Vibes and whatever local high school football team they have decided to piss off by grabbing cheerleaders pom poms. That time in the little town in Texas where the two deputies tried to hold off the local Ruritan's from lynching us due that incident with SPIKES, Vibes, the clown car, the pig and the Mayor's three daughters would have been much more terrifying if we were'nt stoned out of our minds.

But that's besides the point. Until we can get better legal representation and security-(who hires retired seamstresses for crowd control?) I will not be traveling across any state lines with SPIKES and Vibes-much less dragging international borders into it. Those jails in Central America will not see my dysentaric rear end again.

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#18 · May 1, 2003

ROTFLMFAO

Wondering-

What a wussbag! So? You're just going to bail (pun intended) on us? Look, Vibes & I said we were sorry. It wasn't nearly as sordid as it seemed. The pigs were the local football team's mascots, the clown car was legally bought from the circus (Joss, those poor lil' clowns really thought that baking soda was crystal meth LOL), and those young girls were just serving as......as....as....ummm....tour guides, simply showing us the nightlife of their wonderful town: Rumpscum, Iowa- I hear some idiot drives 4 hours just to catch their games.

Now, as for international travel, I can assure you that I have secret contacts in many countries. True, I'm still sorry we had to live through that "Midnight Express" type nightmare in China, but how was I supposed to know they would frown upon Vibes' collection of hardcore Swedish porn?

Legal Representation- You'll be glad to know that I have secured the same firm which represented the Enron CEOs. True, things didn't turn out so hot for them, but we haven't bilked NEARLY as much money from unsuspecting victims as they did. Plus, we are "arteasts!" We are held on both a higher level and to a lower standard.

So, are you back on board?

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#19 · May 1, 2003

SPIKES wrote :

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#20 · May 1, 2003

WHAO WHAO!!!..hey i thought " Debbie does Dallas" was a educational tourism film...i was trying to do some research on our next stop on the tour...how was i to know Glow gave my porn...it was educational but i didnt know that it had nothing to do with tourism..blame glow..its her fault

SPIKES- dont lie you know you had me hold the Swedish porn for the nites drinking game..you know the one we made up where you have to drink everytime the girl says " yah...yah..good ..yah"...

Wondering..wondering..wondering.....its not SPIKES and i fault..NONE of it is...everyone else always starts it...we are INNOCENT..innocent i tell you...as for the aardvark races...how do you think i payed for that midget stripper for SPIKES birthday..aardvark races are a lucrative bussiness..ok..you got me on the John Dear...but we were drunk..and green is such a pretty color..not to mention it was SPIKES and i's civil duty to moaw " we have your daughters" in the goveners front lawn..we didnt know he didnt have a sence of humor..

[Glows Baby Monkey

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#21 · May 1, 2003

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#22 · May 1, 2003

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#23 · May 2, 2003

actually i know tons of stuff fromt he bible Very Happy

For example Jesus calls Mary, Woman, so I call my mom that because who better to follow then Jesus?

Weird, i actually do have a hot tub and ive sung that super freak song to freak a few times when she was gettin down and dirtay Cool

GOOD TIMES

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#24 · May 2, 2003

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#25 · May 2, 2003

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#26 · Mar 31, 2004

I promise nothing. Razz

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#27 · Mar 31, 2004

*shakes head*

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#28 · Mar 31, 2004

*walks out the shower* wow my hair it feels so great.

Angel have you changed our shampoo?

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#29 · Mar 31, 2004

*snifs the bottle* Shocked *snifs the ferretdonkeys hair* Shocked ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww youve got.......look.......on your hair and its gone that colour and all stiff and and *growls* i know who is responsible for this!!!

*sits and plots*

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#30 · Mar 31, 2004

*feels hair* wow its hard this is better than gel *goes to the fridge to look for something to eat*wow milk pudding my fav

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#31 · Mar 31, 2004

noooooooooooooo dont touch it its not MILK!!

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#32 · Mar 31, 2004

Oh is it rice pudding?

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#33 · Mar 31, 2004

*thinks evil thoughts* yes dear its rice pudding Twisted Evil

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#34 · Mar 31, 2004

*takes some round to fluffs parents house because he knows they like it so much and lets them have it*

Angel angel Ive been really good guess what I did

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#35 · Mar 31, 2004

Shocked wheres the rice pudding gone?

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#36 · Mar 31, 2004

I took it to your parents *grins*

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#37 · Mar 31, 2004

but WHAT nooooooooooooooo its not rice pudding you cant let them eat them!!! its its *whispers in ferretdonkeys ear* and i wasnt gonna really let you eat it *runs off to get it back quick*

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#38 · Mar 31, 2004

*continues shaking head*

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#39 · Mar 31, 2004

*gives sprook some rice pudding*

Something wrong with your head?

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#40 · Mar 31, 2004

*puts rice pudding in glows soy milk and shakes until mixed throughout*

You saw nothing....Twisted Evil

That's how you do evil people...now let's see how she pays back...rollin'

My head's okay....sorta Rolling Eyes Razz

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#41 · Mar 31, 2004

You did Glow oooooh the monkeys gonna be sooooo mad

*runs off to tell the monkey*

ahhh I just thought with all the shaking you were getting rid of lice or something

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#42 · Mar 31, 2004

Pfffft...the monkey loves me, were cool beans...team spribes Very Happy

Besides I did give him a collection of glowie bras

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#43 · Mar 31, 2004

youll be in trouble youll be in trouble

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#44 · Mar 31, 2004

*hands NS a plate of cookies*

Shush...rollin'

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#45 · Mar 31, 2004

*sits in the corner reading and knitting* the best things come to those who wait

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#46 · Mar 31, 2004

oooh cookies*forgets everything as he eats*thanks sprook*spits out bits of cookie as he talks*

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#47 · Mar 31, 2004

You're Very Welcome Very Happy

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#48 · Mar 31, 2004

*finishes off the monkeys new sweater and admires her handiework* I just got the writing to fit on the back

I DID THE FERRETDONKEY
TWICE IN THE BACK OF A
PICKUP AND HE SQUEALED

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#49 · Mar 31, 2004

Well that was just disturbing..... Confused

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#50 · Apr 1, 2004

Sprook Rolling Eyes *shakes head* you need to see more things then if that was disturbing and here I thought you were a kinkbot

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