Femme Fatales

Yeah, but how do we get HIM in here?

Kirsten, where are our other ladies?

I hear a quiet echo in here.

E-Mom - I think Myth and Aeryn are online somewhere, but they're probably over in Spuffy laying little traps for me. Plus some of the other FFs don't know about their new status yet. We'll just have to make sure that you and I keep up appearances for awhile until we can lure Wretch in here under some false pretext and then pounce!

I'm on my way out. See you on Monday!

MONDAY?

We're going to have to wait til MONDAY to lure Wretch in here? But that's two whole days we won't get to play with him?

Rats.

Oh.

mmmmmmmm

None?

Not even cute little ones to nibble the edges?

I'm here! I'm here!!!!!!!

Am I late?

Wait! Kristen is gone till Monday? What the hell? Shocked

Hi. I don't know what is going on, but for some reason, everyone is going off to rest.

I can't understand it.

But I'm about to do it myself.

Sigh. My bottom is getting numb from sitting in front of the computer.

I'm off the check the Spuffy threads, then sign off.

Hugs, E-mom

Wretch will just have to be put on ice til Monday. Hope the rats don't mind.

Rats smats.

My bottom is all numby too. Sad

Why did everyone leave?

*Sits happily and waits for the others to return*

Did someone mention nummy rodent goodness?

Sorry.

Was out,

having a great time being out until the gf of some lame ass grabbed my finger when i was making an existential point aligning phenomenology
coupled with laundry and blowfish and told me I couldnt gesture emphatically.

Frock that sheyit. Evil or Very Mad

In other words...........................Mr Cranky.

But am feeling the love..........growing.....engorged with numiness. Twisted Evil

Growing engorged with numiness, ummmhhhh?

Sounds like fun to me. Put your finger into active gear and have fun.

It is Saturday, I have chores to do.......but I plan to come back and discuss rats with you this afternoon. Twisted Evil

You can't gesture empathically? What the hell? That is all I do sometimes. LOL

Engorged has always been such a lovely word.

Some people.

Sounds like a long night, don't blame you for resting.

I woke up with a migraine guys. It is now 3EST and still going. I will be around when it goes away thus no answering PMs if you haven't gotten a response. LoL

Bed calling my name....... again

And the Mets are losing to the Braves...oh well...doesnt count. Blech.

Back 2 bed 2.

Huh?

Python is a great pain killer.

So's Percodan. Wink

Ah yes, one of my fave lovelies.

*off in search to find such a cure now*

Man...I sure am late for this thread and what do I find? Partypoopers.

Well, here I thought it would take some backbreaking work to STRIP Wretch of the tough Puritan skin and what do I find? One of the first words out of his mouth is engorged.

Girls...I think this will be easier then we all anticipated.

Ah Wretch...so many women, so little time and ...so much distance!!

Myth..hands off my Roget's! Twisted Evil

Dear lord we moved on to dictionaries!

Shocked

JK - I have to say that when school is out.....you come back with a vengeance!!!! You school teacher must suppress your smutness all school year and then BAM!!!!

Why Wretch...you lucky guy!!

Twisted Evil

There is some truth to that!!!

Good for you Sprook! You'll make an excellent teacher!!! Razz

Gives new meaning to long HOT summer Twisted Evil School teachers on the prowl...look out world Confused

Thankees JK!

Joey already has me tutoring him... Wink Twisted Evil

Joey needs all the help he can get Laughing

May the smutness survive with out me until friday. I know you gals won't let me down.

Off tomorrow for NYC to spend the afternoon with friends and then trek over to the CRAZY DONKEY BAR (snort) to see JM perform live. Hope to stay there at least until 2 or 3 am and then head back to LaGuardia for an early flight back home. No sleep...can I do this? Oh...yes...I...can Twisted Evil Looking for a digital camera to take with me so I can share pics of the concert...where is that dang thing!!!

Where's the Crazy Donky Bar? Not in the Village Voice - must be one of those riff raff Long EYE-land pits. Twisted Evil Wink

Just checked in for the night. Had to make sure that the smut level was appropriately high. Wink

Yep.

JK's here.

It's appropriately high! Twisted Evil I LOVE my FF's!

Wretch, you are SUCH a lucky man, did you know that? Laughing

See you all tomorrow.

Hugs, E-mom

All right! Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes What is NOT going on in here, I ask you?

SMUT. THAT is what.

Where are all my daughters? (Besides Myth, who is accounted for by upping the smut level in New York City:twisted: ) Where are the denizons of the FF thread? Where are your smutty little minds and active, clever little hands?

WHERE IS WRETCH? VIBES?

Kirsten, Aeryn (????), Ijola, JK13, Sprook, ANYBODY?

OK. I have to take my husband to work. When I get back, I sincerely hope that somebody has come in and raised the smut level here, because otherwise......we are in serious danger of a.....gasp...SMUT DEFICIENCY......!

OH NO!

We could all get sick and develop clean minds! Shocked Please...don't let that happen to us.

Wretch, save us from that fate. A few lines of purple prose. And engorged banana...anything you can give us will be appreciated.

Hugs, E-mom

This is a fly-by goosing for everyone here Very Happy I am getting things done before heading for the airport. Have a good one and bring on the smut.

Wretch- the bar in on Long Island (I've never been to L.I.) and I googled and it is a newer place...huge. Kinda reminds me of a HOOTERS... Shocked Wow...Cheryl has this all planned...from the moment I get off the plane, I will be in constant motion. Getting to the bar at 7:30. Concert starts at 10. Hope to see spike4vr and some of the other gals.

Hugs and get on with the smut....dammit!!!

"You people of HMC are smutty - smutty - smutty!" Alien in Plan 9 From Outer Space

Oh...this isnt the quote thread?

Drat.

Have fun Myth!

Man, what I wouldn't give...and give Twisted Evil to go too!

Cool

Have an awesome time and I hope you get a close up with James! He has to be very sexy in RL, here's hoping you get a conversation with him! Wouldn't that be the coolest!

Go smut up NYC Myth! Laughing

Mornin Wretch Cool

So when R U coming to NYC JK? Twisted Evil

Greyhound calling...lmao

JK!!!! You are here. Good.

That means I don't have to worry about the daily dose level of smut in FF. I KNOW Wretch will get what he needs and deserves. Wink

No, Wretch, this is NOT a quote thread. Unless the quotes are from porn movies, that is. Twisted Evil

I have to go put groceries away. JK - do your best! (And Greyhound tickets are a really good deal, by the way!)

Hugs, E-mom

Quotes from porn movies?...............so then that would just be a bunch of moaning and saying the F word right? Twisted Evil

Laughing

Good one Nora!

Well Wretch, Greyhounds would take forever to get to NYC! There has to be a better way. Cool

What's on your plate today Wretch, or should I say in your lap? Twisted Evil

Oooohhh...from Nebraska. Yep. That would take forever. And drive you crazy too.

Do they have a Virgin Airlines in Nebraska? They seem to have some good deals. Of course, they can be as hard to find as the real thing.....but, worth a try!

Nora - I was talking about the so-called "soft" porn genre. The stuff aimed for women, with a leeeeetttttlllllee more class than the open heart surgery variety! There is at least an attempt at eroticism. Stuff like "Wild Orchid".

Sheesh....you think I've got no taste, here? Rolling Eyes

Hugs. E-mom

Emum, I know you have taste! Twisted Evil

Shocked

That's all I have to say...just...

Shocked

soft core porn vs. porn

Laughing

or... mute the porn and pretend they are saying something sexy! Laughing

Or...

picture Wretch in a skimpy swim suit, all greased up and tan, standing in the doorway of his bedroom with a bunch of fresh grapes just bursting with juice as he says...would you like a nibble? Cool

More like me staggering around in a Stanley Kowalski belting down a brew and munching on dry Cherrios while trying to light a cigarette and make sense out of senselessness. Rolling Eyes Shocked

Come on, Wretch. Please try to perpetuate the illusion for us! Wink

Awe Wretch!

Here I pictured you in a rippled body like Brad Pitt in "Troy"! Cool

*JK staggers at the thought of seeing a rippled specimen like that in RL

We have to have our illusions, just as you men picture us women with a body like Charisma's. Too bad that is a rarity (like Brad Pitt).

We all must keep the dream alive! Why else would candlelight be so romantic? You can't see clearly! Laughing