Femme Fatales

I heard about nutella. REALLY? NUTELLA. MMM MMM good. ::Cracks a whip:: Didja know ya get the same sound from a weeping willow branch. Asprin came from willows. My head hurts.

Is it fun time yet?

JK - Do you think we could entice Wretch out with the Nutella? Actually I'd like to spread that on him...with peanut butter. Nummy Very Happy

Sprook...if I ever meet Vibes, I will picture his offspring as depicted...cute, hairy, orange with potebtially big tails LOL.

MYth grabs JK and jumps up on trampoline with Sprookie.

My...we are bouncey...aren't we?

Maybe all this bouncing isn't a good idea. . .we're gonna get black eyes!

Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

No trampoline for me. I get serious ass or head injury every time I get on one of those.

Head injuries! How funny!

I don't seem to have that problem...matter of fact, i don't bounce much at all! Shocked

Hey Myth, we could put Nutella and honey on Wretch. Mmmmmm. Yep, I think a nutella rub for Wretch is JUST what the Dr. ordered!

*JK climbs off the tramp picks up camera and captures Sprook and Myth in a bounce fest. Snap, Snap, click, Snap, Snap...

*note to self...HMC conference promo posters... Cool Yeppers! Twisted Evil

Well...that was fun...two black eyes and now I have to see my chiropractor. There has got to be an easier way to get Wretch's attention. I just think he is two timing all us FF's!!

Grrrrrrrrr. I think Sprook should stalk him while the rest of us see a movie. I think NORA PADDLES LA is playing at the local adult movie theater Rolling Eyes

Does stalking include fuzzy handcuffs, whipped cream, a feather, and sexy silk pj's count?

Rolling Eyes

If so, you girls have fun, I've got things under control Wink Twisted Evil

Go get him Sprookie!!!! And bring him home...a little mangled is perfectly okay. We can straighten him out and then magle all over again.

Oh my....that naughty naughty Nora Embarassed She does way more then paddle her way through LA. Whooooa.

Shocked

Well, the mice have certainly played.

VIBES! The Blessed Caleb indeed! Rolling Eyes I'm wise to you young man. You just want an excuse to focus on picturing women as brazen and hussy! Sins of the flesh my patootie. And speaking of which, your's is MINE and in a sling. Wink You are supposed to take Wretch's place as adored Film Spawn while he's gone. NOT try and reform the FF's.

Everybody? What can we do to jump in cyberspace and grab the Film God by has oh-so-biteable tush and get him in here?

Otherwise, I'm going to think he is tired of his adoring ladies and has left us to wither away and die on the vine.

Sigh. Crying or Very sad

After 7 months, Ive been sent to the showers.

Game may be called.

Will know Wed.

Awww sorry to hear the bad news about your movie, Wretch. Maybe you'll get another chance at bat.

Wretch, have you seen Krull? (I'll tell you why I asked later)

Havent seen Krull in years.

Flick is over budget because of name SAG folks...and the fact that they're all from LA.

I got pulled from the script after 7 months of producers not knowing what they want and bouncing me back and forth like a ping pong ball.

If they go ahead it'll be a much more scaled down production sans names which means it'll be much more managabale at the budget.

Damnation, Wretch. I really hate to hear that.

Whatever we can do to make you feel better - you've got it!

First of all, here's a nice cyber-martini. (Hope it goes well with what I am sure you are drinking reality-side. If you want to get uber-drunk, we'll rub your brow afterwards. Promise!

Extra Hugs E-mom

I just wanted to point out Krull cause I was named (my RL name) after the princess in that movie.

Mack- Your names Lyssa?

My dad added an "A" to the beginning because he's a retard.
So Alyssa. Like Milano.

*mmmmmmm alyssa milano*

That's a pretty name Mack!

Smut Death

Not a pretty thing. Sigh.

thank you knoxy *smooch*

I still hate the fact I was named after a princess. Eeeee...

Emom, many things lately not to pretty Confused

Ok, I'm ready to bite more ass...

... Someone's got an appointment with Ben Dover!

And again Aeryn, loaf of my life, lust of my loins....again.

POOF....heh heh

rollin'

Super glue him to a chair and what torture him with strip teasing, leather, feathers, and. . .um. . .I'm babbling Laughing Razz

Good luck with the glue thing...I produce my own stickiness. Wink

Stickiness? That's why you buy those big yellow gloves. . .and lots of dawn rollin'

Back!! I'm back. And I ended my day with a flat tire...serious bummer.

Anyway, Wretch? Are you coming to Atlanta? It would be so lovely.

We could pamper you and rub your feet and feed you martinis and TIE YOU TO THE CHAIR.

None of the superglue stuff Aeryn, or we'll hurt the Wretchie-poo when it's time for him to get off the chair and get into action.

You wouldn't want any marks left, now would you?

Mack...DON'T answer that.

Hugs, E-mom

Twisted Evil Why not??????? Twisted Evil

JK - And here we thought that Wretch sits in his apt, quietly typing away, when infact, he is spreading his stickiness all over...... Shocked

There is now new meaning to "Wretch was here".

Confused Laughing

And those that get stuck - stay stuck.

Twisted Evil

Is it me, or does that seem really fun?

I vill entrance you in my webbing, Aeryn. Shocked

Ooooooowwwwwwwhhhhhhhhoooooooo...strategically placed webbing.

What a beautifully kinky idea. I bet it bounces, too.

Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Laughing

Okay...so I sit down on my computer chair, feel something funny and get up. Yep, there is stickiness all over....

WRETCH!!!!!!!

I got my bull-whip and naughty French-Maid outfit on, Wretch....

Dang it. I've been dusting this low-level surface for over an hour now...
My back is killing me.

Hi Mack! The naughty French maid outfit sounds great.

Is it sticky proof?

Hope so.

Out for the night. Nobody get entangled in anything they can't get out of while I'm gone.

Hugs. E-mum

That's because you probably got stuck there Confused

Oh crap!!! I can't stand back up.
I'm stuck in this bent over position...

Now Wretch has GOT to get in here!!!!

Parlez vous a hommina homina?

I may look French, but I don't speak it...

Are you going to help me out... or what? Twisted Evil