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THE GAY CLUB

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SpoilerWhoreTHREAD STARTER16 posts in this thread
#1 · May 30, 2004
I'm starting this thread just for shitz n giggles... Laughing

Come on in if you wanna PROCLAIM your sexuality or if you wanna just PEEP...or maybe you wanna see some hot girl on girl action...(preferably mud wrestling, jello, baby oil or roller derbying. Rolling Eyes Laughing )

THE ONLY RULE HERE...

The subject must be about something QUEERISH...

*pullls out a long scroll*

FIRST TOPIC OF DISCUSSION...

IS IT CURRENTLY A GROWING TREND FOR MEN TO WEAR THE COLOR PINK? Confused

Has anyone seen that panasonice commercial with Russel Simmons wear that PINK cap and sweater? Confused

PS - If you'd like to apply for membership of this club please fill out the following survey below:

NAME: SpoilerWhore
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: GAY Rolling Eyes
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN OUT: 7 years
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR: Indigo Blue
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: Shannyn Sossamon (A girl can dream can't she?)
STATUS IN THE CLUB YOUR APPLYING FOR: President of the LESBIANS....anyone out there wanna apply for QUEEN of the MEN? Laughing

*you can add more appliction questions below for fun!*
I will grant peace in the land, and you will lie down and no one will make you afraid. I will remove savage beasts from the land, and the sword will not pass through your country.

Leviticus 26: 5-7
Myth1 post in this thread
#2 · May 30, 2004
SW...leave it up to you Sweetie Pie to keep this place on its toes...LOL. I'll be a lurker...is that okay? I'll stop in for Bebe cakes once in a while Very Happy
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Kitten of Rain8 posts in this thread
#3 · May 30, 2004
Can't believe I'm replying to this. Very Happy

NAME: Kitten of Rain
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: mostly gay
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN OUT: to my friends, 2-3 years
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR: green
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: n/a
STATUS IN THE CLUB YOUR APPLYING FOR: lesbian witch.

PINK!!!!

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and semi-recently Elijah Wood wore a pink tie to the Independant Spirit Awards... I was amused.
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SpoilerWhore16 posts in this thread
#4 · May 30, 2004
I think the only other thing that could draw me back to a MAN at this point would be a very MASCULINE MAN...wearing PINK KNEE HIGH SOCKS.... Shocked

OHHHHHHHH BABY!!! Twisted Evil Laughing
I will grant peace in the land, and you will lie down and no one will make you afraid. I will remove savage beasts from the land, and the sword will not pass through your country.

Leviticus 26: 5-7
SaxySlayer1 post in this thread
#5 · May 30, 2004
Name: SaxySlayer
Sexual Orientation: pretty damn gay
How long have you been out?: 2 or 3 years to friends only
Favorite color: I like purple (it's just a coincidence that it is the color of sexual frustration)
Significant other: Eliza Dushku (right...that's only in my fantasies)
Status in the club you are applying for: keeper of Eliza....what? you mean I can't do that???

Anyone ever watch The L Word?? That's some damn good television.
Come on. Have a little faith.
sabarendt13 posts in this thread
#6 · May 30, 2004
NAME: sabarendt
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: GAY (male, doy!)
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN OUT: 4 yrs.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR: Blue
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: .....seriosuly, what do YOU think? (if you have articulated cheekbones, peroxide hair, and sharp pointy teeth, feel free to e-mail me...or if you are a certain site god ;)im just kiddin' mac!)
STATUS IN THE CLUB YOUR APPLYING FOR: QUEEN of the MEN!!! hehehe

i love men....:sighs happily: Smile

L word: never seen it. liked QasF for awhile, this season i just kinda stopped watching, it wasnt intresting enough to keep my attention
We;ve got Magic to do, Just for you
Miracle Plays to play
As we go along, our way.....

The Last 5 Years by JRB
For every love story there are 3 sides, His, Hers, and the Truth.

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sabarendt13 posts in this thread
#7 · May 30, 2004
in the spirirt...say YUMMY for me!

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We;ve got Magic to do, Just for you
Miracle Plays to play
As we go along, our way.....

The Last 5 Years by JRB
For every love story there are 3 sides, His, Hers, and the Truth.

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SpoilerWhore16 posts in this thread
#8 · May 30, 2004
Hey Saxy...I never knew purple was the color of sexual frustration. That's pretty damn interesting. How did you find out about that? Confused And I've been trying to get up with this whole new 'L Word' show but we don't get Cinemax. Crying or Very sad

Hey Sab! CONGRATULATIONS!!

*crowns you queen of the men* Very Happy

Hey has anyone seen this new picture of Bianca Lawson?

CAN YOU SAY....HOT DAMN?! Shocked Shocked Shocked

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I will grant peace in the land, and you will lie down and no one will make you afraid. I will remove savage beasts from the land, and the sword will not pass through your country.

Leviticus 26: 5-7
sabarendt13 posts in this thread
#9 · May 30, 2004
i think its been floating around for awhile, but still very nice...despite the scantily clothed woman! Razz
We;ve got Magic to do, Just for you
Miracle Plays to play
As we go along, our way.....

The Last 5 Years by JRB
For every love story there are 3 sides, His, Hers, and the Truth.

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SpoilerWhore16 posts in this thread
#10 · May 30, 2004
Hey and check it out...the bedspread is PINK... Very Happy
I will grant peace in the land, and you will lie down and no one will make you afraid. I will remove savage beasts from the land, and the sword will not pass through your country.

Leviticus 26: 5-7
Kitten of Rain8 posts in this thread
#11 · May 30, 2004
HOT DAMN

Shocked Embarassed *stares*

I want to see The L Word and QasF so much... but of couse, as is my luck, I don't get those channels. Sad I've resorted to ordering QasF S1 from the library. <- sneakily. I can just imagine the look on my mom's face if found out I'd ordered that. Shocked hehe.
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sabarendt13 posts in this thread
#12 · May 30, 2004
QASF AT A PUBLIC LIBRARY????????????????????????? WTF? I thought they right wing catholics tried to prevent that kind of 'immoral acts' to seep to our children(the metaphorical 'our' of course) so we don't corrupt them...its what my theology teacher told me......right before i came out and renounced my religion....

im ok now! Very Happy
We;ve got Magic to do, Just for you
Miracle Plays to play
As we go along, our way.....

The Last 5 Years by JRB
For every love story there are 3 sides, His, Hers, and the Truth.

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Kitten of Rain8 posts in this thread
#13 · May 30, 2004
sab - yep. not at my library, though (aka Perfect Christian Hick-Town) but from some other library. I was surprised too.

*stabs right wing catholics... over and over and over* Twisted Evil
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SpoilerWhore16 posts in this thread
#14 · May 30, 2004
WHAT? QASF at the PUBLIC LIBRARY??!!

GEEZ MAN....DO YOU GUYS REALIZE HOW MUCH MONEY I COULD HAVE SAVED FROM RENTING THE SEASONS FROM BLOCKBUSTER?! Rolling Eyes

I did however listen to 'The L Word' soundtrack a couple of weeks ago and there's this one *sexy* song on there called 'The Pleasure Song'. I almost got tempted to buy the whole soundtrack for that one song but fought it off and quickly grabbed Sophie B. Hawkin's 'Wilderness' paid my money and ran out the door! Shocked

Yeah and since that whole Gay Marriage thing has been going on in San Francisco, things have been "heating up" here in Sacramento...and I'm not talking about the weather either! Shocked
I will grant peace in the land, and you will lie down and no one will make you afraid. I will remove savage beasts from the land, and the sword will not pass through your country.

Leviticus 26: 5-7
sabarendt13 posts in this thread
#15 · May 30, 2004
sabarendt13 posts in this thread
#16 · May 30, 2004
SpoilerWhore16 posts in this thread
#17 · May 30, 2004
Sab which season?

Last I was one was season 2... Confused

I hope they come out with 'The L Word' on rental soon... Rolling Eyes
I will grant peace in the land, and you will lie down and no one will make you afraid. I will remove savage beasts from the land, and the sword will not pass through your country.

Leviticus 26: 5-7
sabarendt13 posts in this thread
#18 · May 30, 2004
SpoilerWhore16 posts in this thread
#19 · May 30, 2004
I think Rosie O Donnell getting married was what really surprised me. Very Happy

YAY ROSIE!!! Very Happy

What kind of ceremonies would you guys have if you got married?
I will grant peace in the land, and you will lie down and no one will make you afraid. I will remove savage beasts from the land, and the sword will not pass through your country.

Leviticus 26: 5-7
sabarendt13 posts in this thread
#20 · May 30, 2004
the traditional..IM not standin' in front of a court house, i need something big and fancy to make my homophobe of a brother faint! (if i sound snarky....its cuz i am!) im sorry, this is just something that can piss me off righeously!!! i get very excited when i discuss this topic.

but ya, something that s atraight couple would have. u?
We;ve got Magic to do, Just for you
Miracle Plays to play
As we go along, our way.....

The Last 5 Years by JRB
For every love story there are 3 sides, His, Hers, and the Truth.

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SpoilerWhore16 posts in this thread
#21 · May 30, 2004
Hmmm....

I think I would have my wedding outside....preferrably at sunset...near a large body of water....a river...or the ocean. There'd be a nice breeze blowing and it'd be all elegant and romantic.... Embarassed

I'm talking too much. Laughing

So sab was s3 of QASF any good? I heard 2 was good but I only seen like the first 3 episodes... Rolling Eyes What season are they one now?
I will grant peace in the land, and you will lie down and no one will make you afraid. I will remove savage beasts from the land, and the sword will not pass through your country.

Leviticus 26: 5-7
Kitten of Rain8 posts in this thread
#22 · May 30, 2004
SpoilerWhore16 posts in this thread
#23 · May 30, 2004
"How you like me now?" Laughing Nice!

I would want my parents to seat right in front but then they might make a big stank of the whole thing...

I do know I'd want my brother (who is also gay) to be my "best man". Very Happy
I will grant peace in the land, and you will lie down and no one will make you afraid. I will remove savage beasts from the land, and the sword will not pass through your country.

Leviticus 26: 5-7
Vampire Lady3 posts in this thread
#24 · May 30, 2004
Oooh... QasF and The L Word are MAGNIFICENT!!!!

Okay... let's see here...

NAME: Vampire Lady
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight (for now Wink ) Laughing
FAVORITE COLOR: Black
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: What's that? Rolling Eyes Can I just have the entire casts of QasF and The L Word? Very Happy
STATUS APPLYING FOR: The Straight Lesbian. Cool I love men! I love women! I've just never *loved* either. So I'm gonna go with man-loving Lesbian! Razz
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realslayer2 posts in this thread
#25 · May 30, 2004
NAME: Realslayer
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Gay
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN OUT: 2 -3 years to friends, Bout 6 months to EVRERYONE!
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR: Green
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: Emily the Strange!
STATUS IN THE CLUB YOUR APPLYING FOR: The Girl formerly known as bisexual! ( # as im affectionatly known by my friends) Laughing
Vampire Lady3 posts in this thread
#26 · May 31, 2004
sab - you're not alone with the single-ness. My last relationship was about 5 years ago. But I'm still young... just finishing up my first year of college... I have plenty of time to stop being single... Rolling Eyes

I'm sure the same goes for you. It's not the end of the world. And if all else fails, find a guy with a hot bod and make him bleach his hair. Laughing
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sabarendt13 posts in this thread
#27 · Jun 1, 2004
like i havnt tried the hair thing before Twisted Evil

i guess being single isnt too bad...just makes watching JM more ..... fun!

lalalala, im soooooo bored right now!
SpoilerWhore16 posts in this thread
#28 · Jun 1, 2004
Real - *hugs back* You know...you *can* be converted and STILL be gay. Wink

And by the way ...I went on a date with Renee last nite. (Yes *that* Renee! Shocked ) We're like....talking and hanging out and stuff now. Isn't that cool? Very Happy

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Guard: Hello everyone, I am a park ranger and I will be leading you on the tour. All of the park rangers here at Alcatraz were at one time guards, myself included. My name is John Johnson, but everyone here calls me Vicky. Will you please follow me?

rollin'
- So I Married An Axe Murderer

Damn I love this movie! Twisted Evil
You want a signature? You got one!

JKLHDSKHDOFIHIOKJAHKLJHDASKLJHAKJHAKLJHAUKSHLIUHQWIUYEIUYQEPIUYQPIUY!

*rips up paper and walks off then runs back*

*SMOOCH*

LOVE YA! Wink
Mike2 posts in this thread
#29 · Jun 1, 2004
NAME: Mike
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN OUT: I have friends who have been out.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR: Crimson
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: Recently broke up with the love of my life so Charisma Carpenter.
STATUS IN THE CLUB YOUR APPLYING FOR: The friendly striaght man who doesnt give who everyone is. Uhh... a tad long how about. The Friendly Straight Man.
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Faith-Scott? There you are, honey! Hey, good news. The doctor says that the itching and the swelling and the burning should clear up, but we gotta keep using the ointment.
(Gotta love that Slayer)!
SpoilerWhore16 posts in this thread
#30 · Jun 2, 2004
Welcome Mike! Very Happy
You want a signature? You got one!

JKLHDSKHDOFIHIOKJAHKLJHDASKLJHAKJHAKLJHAUKSHLIUHQWIUYEIUYQEPIUYQPIUY!

*rips up paper and walks off then runs back*

*SMOOCH*

LOVE YA! Wink
Mike2 posts in this thread
#31 · Jun 2, 2004
Laughing I looooooooved that pic. of Bianca Lawson.
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Faith-Scott? There you are, honey! Hey, good news. The doctor says that the itching and the swelling and the burning should clear up, but we gotta keep using the ointment.
(Gotta love that Slayer)!
SpoilerWhore16 posts in this thread
#32 · Jun 3, 2004
Yeah it was pretty sweet wasn't it? Laughing

So Mike...as a 'Friendly Straight Man' tell me what your viewpoint GAY CHRISTIANS?

Also, would anyone else like to add their 2 cents in on this topic? Confused
You want a signature? You got one!

JKLHDSKHDOFIHIOKJAHKLJHDASKLJHAKJHAKLJHAUKSHLIUHQWIUYEIUYQEPIUYQPIUY!

*rips up paper and walks off then runs back*

*SMOOCH*

LOVE YA! Wink
willie the snitch2 posts in this thread
#33 · Jun 3, 2004
NAME: Willie the girl
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: gay
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN OUT: 4 years
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR: poo brown
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: Still looking Rolling Eyes
STATUS IN THE CLUB YOUR APPLYING FOR: The sarcastic Lesbian (with the boy's name)
Wipe your feet really good on the rhythm rug

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Kitten of Rain8 posts in this thread
#34 · Jun 3, 2004
Hi willie!

jeez, I haven't seen you in a while. How've you been?

I don't know any gay christians, SW. Confused It all depends on how you interpret the bible, though. I guess. Or some can choose to just... ignore certain parts - I'm not a Christian and my mom - she doesn't know - gave me a bible and I ripped out certian parts that bothered me. Plus, things were a lot different back when it's supposed to take place, and it was written by MEN (no offense to those Friendly Straight Guys out there, but most aren't notorious for being accepting of gays).

I would be interested in meeting some gay christians and hearing their opinion on the subject. Because there are gay ministers, etc. Hmmmm...
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SpoilerWhore16 posts in this thread
#35 · Jun 3, 2004
*cough cough cough*

Where's a gay minister? Confused
You want a signature? You got one!

JKLHDSKHDOFIHIOKJAHKLJHDASKLJHAKJHAKLJHAUKSHLIUHQWIUYEIUYQEPIUYQPIUY!

*rips up paper and walks off then runs back*

*SMOOCH*

LOVE YA! Wink
chareleigh5 posts in this thread
#36 · Jun 5, 2004
sabarendt13 posts in this thread
#37 · Jun 5, 2004
char...i like the poem... Twisted Evil

gay christians? hmmm, dont know any. my christian friends were all homophobes, so i got my share of shunnin'. luckily, i strayed away from religion. Very Happy
sabarendt13 posts in this thread
#40 · Jun 6, 2004
......well, isnt that....um well nice? Very Happy

very funny, although that site is *alittle* screwy!
chareleigh5 posts in this thread
#41 · Jun 6, 2004
A little? Where the helk do you live?
willie the snitch2 posts in this thread
#42 · Jun 7, 2004
Hey Kitten Very Happy I'm pretty good thanks, just working away for the dreaded exams Rolling Eyes How's things?

Oh yeah, I see gay ministers at least twice a day. Do you know that if you see three gay ministers in quick succession you're allowed to make a wish?
Wipe your feet really good on the rhythm rug

Joey fan club member #86
sabarendt13 posts in this thread
#43 · Jun 7, 2004
willie, thats intresting....ummmm isnt that like impossible? i thought catholics hated us [gays].

well, ok VERY weird, just....i don't know what to say!
Vampire Lady3 posts in this thread
#44 · Jun 7, 2004
sab - catholics have priests. The other christians have ministers.
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#45 · Jun 8, 2004
Hey everyone.. just a quick stop-by to say HI! Very Happy

My religion is fine with gays... of course my god is Joss. Laughing

Oh i crack myself up! hehe haha! Shocked
DaddyCatALSO4 posts in this thread
#46 · Jun 9, 2004
Chareleigh; "helk"? Are you channeling the spirit of me in junior high? (Nah, nobody could do that and still be as sane as you. Just scared me for 'arf-a-mo' there.)

Vampire ALdy; Actually, nto be pedantic here (ah hell, yes that's exactly what I'm being Laughing ) a lot of churches other than Rome (esp the Eastern ones and soem Anglican/Episcopal types) call their clergy priests.
An alternate Jossverse spring of 2013, 9:30 Fridaynight
Willow; (coming in thru front door carrying a briefcase) Hi honey I'm home!"

Tara; (in the rec room, to herself) Oh, hell she's in one of her cute moods tonight.

Willow: (entrers the room, holds up her right hand) Don't move, just sit there and let me drink you in.

Tara: (out loud) Yeah right, mega-sexy. Ponytail,s weat suit I've owned for 5 years, and my bare feet propped up on the coffee table. MAybe I should add pagoda earrings, cold cream on my face and a MArlboro to complete the picture.
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Jenny;Guess we'll be seeing you guys.
Anya:Well soemone's going in the oppsoite direction if she doesn't stop hiding my upper plate.
Tara:I juts don't want it on my nightstand, there's room on your side of the cottage.
chareleigh5 posts in this thread
#47 · Jun 10, 2004
Leave me alone, I'm only in tenth grade.

VampLady: love your ava

Does anyone know the name of that animated movie with the little girl named Lilo and her blue pet alien/dog, Stitch?

Don't you just love Family Guy

Whens the last time you spontaneously combusted?

Got Menstration?

Can you tell I'm bored?

When does Letterman come on?
DaddyCatALSO4 posts in this thread
#48 · Jun 11, 2004
char; it wasn't a criticism ,just "koor-ee-uss" was all Laughing .
(The old ladies home around 2063)
Jenny;Guess we'll be seeing you guys.
Anya:Well soemone's going in the oppsoite direction if she doesn't stop hiding my upper plate.
Tara:I juts don't want it on my nightstand, there's room on your side of the cottage.
SpoilerWhore16 posts in this thread
#49 · Jul 4, 2004
Hey guys? Anyone out there? I'm back! Smile
That if you confess with your mouth "Jesus is Lord." and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.

Romans 10:9
sabarendt13 posts in this thread
#50 · Jul 5, 2004
im here!!!! lets get smutty wit it! Wink
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