The countdown is over! Tony survived!

YAY!

At lease now we don't have to sit around worrying about you all the time.

What are you going into?

Not into, out of...the army.

Damn this thread is poppin'... :lol:

Oh I'm sorry I misunderstood. Where are you stationed right now?

Yes this is helping me

I will still however worry about you.

That'd be the voodoo catholic in you soulsis ;) :lol:.

Joe - Navy, southern border (Red Sea). For three long years, which finally come to an end this September.

Ramones - I'm only here to help...I would see you needn't worry, but I doubt it'd do any good...

OK, just the fact that this thread has posts in it shows how insane this place is... :lol:

[quote="Fat Tony"

OK, just the fact that this thread has posts in it shows how insane this place is... :lol:[/quote]

OR it shows that we all care about you and your well being :evil:

Yeah, that too...I think you're taking this too seriously, this is a joke thread... :lol:

no this is a we love you Tony thread.

what are we supposed to do with all this parental energy use it on our own children? Heaven forbid the spawn get the attention they need to be healthy functioning adults. ;)

Awwww..... :oops: You got me sold...

pffft I'm not taking it too seriously. Ugh. Don't make me stressed out or angry. I will inflict my pregnant rage upon you! (look out hormones!)

BTW: my "rage" is usually in the form of tears and/or yelling.

Tony, you may take this as a joke, but I like to know that you're not dead. It comforts me to know that more CENSORING can go on in the future. ;) :lol:

Oooh, indeed it will... :twisted:

But not today. My dick hurts. :lol: Seriously, I went to the beach with a new bathing suit which really chaffed my penis...my dick hurts so bad... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Awww... poor Tony. Maybe you should try some lotion... :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Talcum powder is king. 8-)

Trying to picture that bathing suit.

No, it's a regular pants one, actually looks pretty good...just made of, apparently, sand paper... :roll:

Ok cause I was envisioning speedos

Aeryn, you weren't alone in that vision. :lol:

On a serious note, my nephew was Navy, stationed at Pearl Harbor on 9-11. Don't care HOW far from everything he was; we were all scared for him.

On a less serious note.... need some vaseline? :twisted:

i was stationed across NY harbor and still am

NEW update!

T-114 Days AND STILL ALIVE!

Rejoice!

Always rejoicing at the aliveness of Tony!

WOO HOO!!!!!

*Rejoices*

Doc - What do you mean, still am? You on the reserves? When was the last time you got called...just out of curiosity

Fiat - I get that. I kinda got that this thread has more to it than the initial joke. I still say you're all crazy though... ;)

Oh, and don't worry about it, my dick doesn't hurt anymore... :lol:

I forgot about your dick...

good for you it doesn't hurt anymore. :lol:

Yes, it's a great relief for us all... :lol:

FAT TONY WROTE:Fiat - I get that. I kinda got that this thread has more to it than the initial joke. I still say you're all crazy though... ;)

well DUH!

Glad you're not hurting. See what the right antibiotic creams can do? :twisted:

The NEWEST in NEW!!!

T-100 days! Beautiful and round...I think this is cause for a celebration!

*breaks out into song*

99 bottles of beer on the wall!
99 bottles of beer!
Ya take one down, pass it around...
98 bottles of beer on the wall!

Mmmmmmmmmm...bottles of beer...

The nectar of Gods.

Foamy goodness. :lol:

What did we learn about beer?
-Foamy.

Philosophy 101:

1) Food is necessary.
2) Beer is food.

Ergo...

Beer is necessary.

*grumbles* I haven't had a sip of alcohol since January.

But my in-laws got me a bottle of wine that I get to have in a year...WOOT! Its apparently really good.

Geeze you people call this Monitoring? I at least took the trouble to Google Fats and find a picture of him standing watch aboard his ship.
[image]

Oh heck... can't someone knit him a scarf?

Ladies and gentlemen...it is my greatest pleasure to introduce to you all...fresh out of prison, the most renowned child mollestor this side of the pacific...T-85, I repeat 85 days and STILL kicking, screaming, touching himself in public places and most importantly, STILL ALIVE..........FAT TONY!!!!

*cough*

Guys, the sign says "Applause", not "cough"...

*mild applause*

Thank you.

Foges - That picture is extremely classified...how did you get that? We really need to buff up security...

Fiat - Received the scarf, and the cookies, can't thank you enough!

Sweet, Sprook, Steph...thanks for showing interest! Even if it is in beer...hell, if there's one thing I'm proud of, it's that my thread is on the topic of beer.

So there you have it folks! Just a quick drop to let you know what's up, wish I could take the full tour and wreak havoc in the other threads, but I'll do that soon enough...see ya in a few!

Foges - That picture is extremely classified...how did you get that? We really need to buff up security...

Your classified pictures are open to numerous undisclosed sources. Wait till you see the ones from the strip club :oops:

Hey short timer! is that only 85 to go before they offer you a re-enlistment bonus? ;)

Oh, no, those pics I uploaded to the web myself...to prove to the cops I had accomplices. :lol:

As a matter of fact, yes, that's accurate...a bonus which I intend to DECLINE! I'm stronger than that...and I'm not staying another 20 minutes for all the peanut butter in the world.

...maybe for a cockring.

What about some nipple clamps? :lol:

He's ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!! *evil laugh*

oh wait, that was Frankenstein's Monster... never mind.

Steph - Nipple Twists will buy them 10 minutes. A vibrating cockring, 20 minutes. A three-headed dildo that sings "Frere Jacques" (dubbed "The Red Cowboy"), six months. :shock:

:shock:

Wow, that post will wake you up on a Monday morning.

FIATLUX WROTE::shock:

Wow, that post will wake you up on a Monday morning.

And on a Sunday morning too.

Is anybody else wondering if Tony's actually still alive? It's been a few weeks since we've heard from him...

Thanks for that happy thought, VL. But, yes, I was beginning to wonder meeself.