The countdown is over! Tony survived!

That's me! All about the happy! :?

All right you worryrocks, the man is STILL ALIVE! Again, the heartwarming rumors of my death bring tears to my eyes...but hold the slow singin' and flower bringin', cos I'm back, baby! And I have, count it, 36 fucking days till I'm OUT and off to conquer Amsterdam. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

And if that ain't good news, I don't know what is.

Yay for 36 days!

*Does happy dance*

Dance party for Tony!!!

WOO HOO, alcohol and strippers galore! Shrooms for everyone! And CONFETTI!

Wanna know why?

Cos basically, I'm out...I'm home now, I come back next wek for ONE LAST WEEKEND, and then I stay home on discharge vacation (hafshash in Israeli lingo...) till the day that I am discharged, which is the 6th of October. Technically, 8 days later than I was supposed to (so I've kinda been leading you on with this countdown...sorry), but I'm spending them at home, so who cares?

Good lord, I'm speechless.

Starts to doing a happy little Hava Nagila dance.

Home is good. Vacation is good. Tony getting out is good.

But I'll pass on the Shrooms. They make me queasy. :D

OK, no shrooms, but I'm not asking you on the whores and the crack! And that's final!

Tony! You must be near the 2 week mark, right?

October 6th is the date, auntie Fiat (mark it!), but it's a mere formality, as I've been home for some weeks now and will be till that day. Only till that day, since the day after I'm flyin' to Amsterdam. 8-)

OK, apparently I lied to you all again...sorry about that. But it wasn't my fault! I got a surprise call that said I'm discharging early, and since Thursday I have been completely, officially, forever OFF THE HOOK!

And I'm still alive. 8-)

Well, that's it for the army, now for the real scary part...life. :shock:

Well, that's it for the army, now for the real scary part...life.

Poor Tony booted out of that cushy government job with the Army - now he has to work for a living and make his own decisions on important issues such as when to get up and where to go :cry:

YAY TONY FOR NOT DYING!!!!! :D

Woo and Hoo, I say!

I shall begin by putting forth the bottle of tequila, with limes and salt 'natch. There shall also be tasty appetizers near the bar.

YAY!

Thank you all for rejoicing in my non-death! Foges for feeling my pain, Steph for using all caps AND a smiley (now that's excitement!), and Superspy for the liquor and tasty treats! Now I have my entire life ahead of me, full of prostitutes, crack, and CENSORING. Let the good times roll!

Oh, yeah, some shit happened to my account, so now I'm just plain Tony. I wasn't really fat anyway... :lol:

I'm just plain Tony. I wasn't really fat anyway... :shock:
Plain Tony?
Svelte Tony?
Suvivor Tony?
Tony the Tiger?
Nowhere near as much pizazz in wimpy un-FAT monikers :cry:

Congrats Tony!

Watch out ladies, he's on the war-path! But not a literal war....'cause...with the being out of the army and stuff.

...you know...?

Hmm.

Yeah... some good CENSORED times... 8-)

Thank you all for rejoicing in my non-death! Means a lot...

Foges, I agree! There's just something about the flab that just can't be beat! I'll try to gain back those lost pounds...maybe if I got into a depression I could hop on that comfort food wagon...ya never know...

Thanks Matt! And don't worry, the ladies have all been informed and have been respectfully locked away in their cellars for all time with nothing but a jar of Peanut Butter and a spoon. I don't know if that's meant to hide them from me or lure me to them, but one of them is working...

Steph, I think :twisted: covers it. Every other word is redundant. :lol:

TONY WROTE:Steph, I think :twisted: covers it. Every other word is redundant. :lol:

Really? I only see the word 'redundant' in there once...

This redundant is redundant what redundant every redundant other redundant word redundant is redundant looks redundant like. :roll: :lol:

Smart ass...

Yes, well being a smart ass is just as much fun as being CENSORED. :twisted:

Oh, you mean like this? CENSORED! :twisted:

No, I mean like CENSORED! 8-) :twisted: