June - New Beginnings

Way to think positively Nora.

it's what i do

**runs into thread***

JUNE, JUNE, JUNE!!

phooey.

**kicks Nora's lily white butt**

Ah, June is looking better already :P

Shocking how you'd kick me while I'm already down. Such a bitch.

*yaaaaaaawwnnnn*

Matt - are you tired or are we boring you? ;)

*runs in, waves, runs out*

(don't ask me what I ran out of!) ;)

Man, just 50 more minutes and the weekend is here!

Today has bee HELL! I've been up for nearly 24 hours. Somebody please shoot me.

Fiat, if you're being that slippery than one can only assume VASELINE!

VL what do you want me to shoot you up with? :twisted:

I didn't say shoot me up, I just said shoot me. There is a difference.

Steph - But Nora's idea is better. And she has such a vast array of drugs it's criminal not to use them.

Hi y'all! (or something that doesn't make me sound like a redneck...)

Tony the Redneck... it has a sort of charm to it. :lol:

And I don't need drugs! The voices keep things all nicely compartmentalized! ;)

It does? Wait a second, lemme try something...*grabs shotgun* Git off mah property!!! *shoots in the air* You're right, it does have sort of a cozy feeling to it...

If you can still pronounce words like compartmentalized, you DO need drugs...

I need drugs

NORA WROTE:I need drugs

A-fucking-men!

FAT TONY WROTE:If you can still pronounce words like compartmentalized, you DO need drugs...

Who said anything about pronouncing? Just 'cause I can type it and spell it correctly doesn't mean I can pronounce it. :lol:

I'm so BORED!

My mouth is so blasted SORE :cry: The dentist did this "deep cleaning scaling" thing to my gums on Friday and my mouth still bloody hurts. I'm so frustrated I keep almost crying.

We're having dinner with Hawk and Raine tonight :D

Give Raine and Hawk a hug from me. Who is Raine's 'stalkee' of choice for this trip? :roll: :twisted:

We've had bad storms here before but nothing like today. The storm we had today literally 'snuck' up on us....no warning at all! The power went out and then the wind came in at 70 miles an hour. Damn that was frightening! The damage is horrible all over and it will take days for clean-up. We had whole trees torn from the ground, huge fallen branches and the pool umbrellas bent in half....and they're made out of metal :o I think the worse was the sirens....over 2 hours of police, ambulances and fire trucks. Our pool was loaded today because it was 90 degrees and the kids were screaming and crying and the parents were shaking. Heading to bed now because I have a miserably hard day tomorrow cleaning up the destruction. Thank goodness the dogs were inside!! They practically jumped around my neck when I checked on them!

And thank the PTB that you're okay, Myth. We had some freakish stormage on Wednesday, but nothing like what you received, apparently.

They kept saying "severe thunderstorm alert - storm should be rolling in any time now" ALL DAY YESTERDAY.... and it never came in. :evil: I could have BBQ'd. *grrrrrrrrr* We've got the nasty bad humidity and heat. Well, the heat alone wouldn't be so bad, but the humidity kills you.

Oh, and get this - I was asked by a lady at church yesterday to dress more modest! Apparently my dress (which I've had for years and worn to church several times) is cut too low. Hello, check out my camis and the lace shirts I wear over them - those are worse. Never mind that it was hot and miserable and at least I was wearing a dress to church.

*growl*

*giggle* oh Fiat *snicker, giggle, snort* ok, I can't keep composure just picturing the look of horror on your face

FIATLUX WROTE:
Oh, and get this - I was asked by a lady at church yesterday to dress more modest! Apparently my dress (which I've had for years and worn to church several times) is cut too low. Hello, check out my camis and the lace shirts I wear over them - those are worse. Never mind that it was hot and miserable and at least I was wearing a dress to church.

*growl*

What the hell?!?!?!? :shock:

Okay-I just heard something so profoundly disturbing I had to share. I was in the restroom at work. I heard someone come in, go in a stall, and then the unmistakable unwrapping of a tampon, followed by the *plink* of the tampon receptacle. Then the stall door opens, then the main door. No washing of hands! No anything at all! :o I started to run out with my pants around my ankles just to see who is so gross. But HR is across the hall from the restrooms, so meh, didn't do it. :lol:

FIATLUX WROTE:They kept saying "severe thunderstorm alert - storm should be rolling in any time now" ALL DAY YESTERDAY.... and it never came in. :evil: I could have BBQ'd. *grrrrrrrrr* We've got the nasty bad humidity and heat. Well, the heat alone wouldn't be so bad, but the humidity kills you.

The humidity in Virginia is also a killer. My little California self ain't used to this heat and humidity. The heat index for two days has been 110. Ack!

HIPPIE WROTE:Okay-I just heard something so profoundly disturbing I had to share. I was in the restroom at work. I heard someone come in, go in a stall, and then the unmistakable unwrapping of a tampon, followed by the *plink* of the tampon receptacle. Then the stall door opens, then the main door. No washing of hands! No anything at all! :o I started to run out with my pants around my ankles just to see who is so gross. But HR is across the hall from the restrooms, so meh, didn't do it. :lol:

Eeeeeeewwww! Where's the vomit smilie? Was there at least flushing involved? Because that is the absolute worst thing to walk in on, IMHO. Even worse that poopie in the potty. But then, I live with a three year old and they never flush...

No, no flushing! Nothing. It makes me second guess every female I work with, like "should I eat their food when we have potlucks?" :? Three year olds at least have an excuse, plus three year old poos aren't as bad as adult. Usually. :lol:

People are SO GROSS!!!! :x

I love this topic of conversation we're on. :lol:

Fiat - ROTFLMAO!!!! So 'boobage' was not acceptable at the church??? I just love the way you said...'but I wore a dress!!!'
Well, there are dresses and then somethings that can almost be called dressesLOL. Just kidding. I would love to have a picture of your face when that woman said that to you. Hugs.

It has always been my belief, that all toilets should come with a 'red' spot on the bottom of the bowl and then moms should tell all their little boys to aim at the red spot. It would solve so many problems.....if those little boys carried this over to adulthood. Really.

Hippie is great for the "horrible people in the bathroom" stories :lol:

*bleurg*

Why is it when I have a day off that everything has to blow up and make me use my free time to do crap that I don't really want to do?

Why you have a day off? I want a day off too!!

I'm burning one of my vacation days on Friday. I was supposed to sleep in and then go to a convention for a few days. Now, I have to be at an auto repair shop at 7:30 AM, go to the insurance place to take care of some paperwork and then set up a couple of appointments. Then, when I'm good and tired, go to the show. :roll:

There's never enough time to finish things up and then just go enjoy something for a while...

NORA WROTE:Hippie is great for the "horrible people in the bathroom" stories :lol:

It's what I do. 8-)

yes, you're very useful

I like to think so. ;)

Fuck! I wish people would stop calling here! :evil:

yeah! What do they that is, some sort of call center?.... :twisted: :ugeek:

Hey everyone

how is it going?

people should stop calling and mind their own business. You have more important things to do ;) :P

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*gets the super soaker filled with ice cold water and begins spraying Dia*

Wakey wakey :P

*takes out the chocolate soaker and covers Dia in chocolate*

:P :lol:

Wakey wakey, hands off snakey! :D

Okay, I know Dia doesn't have a snakey, but I like saying that. :ugeek:

Hi, Lone! :D

And yeah, like Nora said, what do they think this-oh look! Time to go! Bye!

*opens her mouth and gets chocolate squirted into it* mmmmmmmm yumiers :P

lol Hippie... but snakes can be fun :twisted:

So tired.......damn Lakers sucking again :cry:

oooooooooooooooo! The soakers are back! The soakers are back!

Just popping in to say hi. I'm in a cleaning frenzy...this place is never clean enough. I know its early (barely 6:30) but I've been up since 5!

Hi, Sweet. :) How's that baby? When is s/he due?

Hi hippie. That baby is great. He doesn't believe that he's getting to big (29 weeks) so he keeps moving around like normal...and it hurts! Its a boy and I'm due at the end of August. It needs to hurry up. I'm ready to have this kid outta me!

Ah, I remember that feeling well. I was always told that boys were more active in utero than girls and I can totally vouch for that! :lol: And I'm sorry, how are you too? I used to get really annoyed that people would ask about the baby and then move on; like, "hey, I'm a person too, you gonna ask about me?" :P

lol its ok. I'm just fine. I'm definitely nesting. I am in a cleaning frenzy. I just mopped all the floors and I'm about ready to tackle the coffee table and end tables. They're glass so its a feat in itself! We just moved and I'm pretty sure I've cleaned everyday since. I need to back off the cleaning a little bit, hubby thinks I'm nuts. The couch needs to be wiped down with leather polish too.

Maybe I should start my other nursery projects...

How are you doing? Its good to know that boys are more active...he just beats at me. He was kicking Jake in the head last night lol. He's a little goober.