Great googly moogly, it's August-New Beginnings

*puts coffee on*

Argh... my office Internet connection is still wonky... tech guy at the cable company scheduled us for a service appointment on August 25 but says that since we're a business it may be this week... unless they discover we're non-profit, in which case it'll probably go to September :roll:

Not too bad. Working overtime all this week, so I'm more tired than usual, but other than that things are well. Had a Browncoat Shindig at my new place Saturday, it went well, everybody loved my fandom stuff that I have all over the house.

How's you?

Oh, and hi Otts!

Morning, Fiat, Otts, VL.

Don't hass the Hoff. :lol:

Pour Jug 'o Java and goes for a scroll.

Morning all. :)

Hiya Hippie... speaking of things that make Jesus cry... a little vid for you this fine morning ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U53XWlGK4hY

That makes Jesus cry in a good way. :D

How are you doing?

Not bad, not bad... wishing the tech guy would arrive soon. Everytime there's an Internet problem here I'm the one who gets asked to "do something!".

That's because you're responsible.

Okay, not really. I have days where I try to hide in the hopes that no one asks me to do anything extra (because I'm TIRED) but they find me anyway.

Speaking of The Hoff:

http://perezhilton.com/2008-08-12-d-e-s-p-e-r-a-t-e-3

OTTS WROTE:Hiya Hippie... speaking of things that make Jesus cry... a little vid for you this fine morning ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U53XWlGK4hY

LMAO what the hell was that?? :lol: :lol:

I'm with Selz. And, hippie, that doesn't make Jesus cry in a good way. Does Mr. T have no friends?

And thanks for the Hoff tidbit. Mmmm. Love me some Hoff.

I just love the way Mr. T carries a microphone in his back pocket... especially in those shorts... cause you never know when a microphone might come in handy ;)

Well, duh! The time to pity a fool and end someone's jibba jabba could happen anytime, anywhere!

Bunch of dorks in here

Get me a mic, I hear some jibba jabba I need to put an end to! :P

HIPPIE WROTE:Get me a mic, I hear some jibba jabba I need to put an end to! :P

Stop saying jibba jabba! *poke* :twisted:

Dude, picture it with the Southern TWANG!! CLASSIC!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Aw geeez, now I'm all traumatized between jibba jabba and Hoff speak...........I'll be having nightmares of the Hoff jibba jabbing :shock:.

*goes & hides in the corner mumbling about the tyranny of time zones*

My work here is done. 8-)

Good morning!

Another day of Internet problems... *sigh* Is this God's way of telling me to pursue a career in IT?

Morning all.

*deep majestic voice*

Yes, my son, go forth and IT. It is your life's destiny!

*thunder and burning bushes*

HIPPIE WROTE:burning bushes*

41, 43 or Jeb? ;)

*booming voice*

All THREE.

:P

I see you lurking, Otts. I am pillow-fighting with your mom on Facebook. :lol:

Yeah, half the time I can't post because the Internet connection is on-again, off-again.

Be good to your grandmother-in-law. ;)

Booooo on the bad internet connection. :evil:

No worries, my grandmother-in-law is holding her own in the pillow fight. ;) She needs to come back down here and visit soon. Killian is bigger by the day and needs more people speaking French to him, besides his dad. :lol:

You could teach him useful sentences in French, like "Vive le Parti républicain" ;)

*runs for his life*

Chases Otts with a pair of scissors.

Okay, thou shalt not be frivolous with our Presidential elections. They are quite serious this year. Or as serious as they can be. If the Elephant wins, I'm becoming a Canadian, shall move to Ottawa and torment you... at least until your wife-to-be makes me stop.

Vive le Parti Democratique!

Slithers off to find the book of Quebecoise that is lurking somewhere in the recesses of the very dark basement.

SUPERSPY WROTE:They are quite serious this year.

I can tell! Even Paris Hilton put out a TV spot!

*runs yet again*

I'm just sitting here trying not to vomit from my receptionists cheap ass pefume that she apparently marinated in and probably drank so it would seep out even more from her pores. :x :evil: :(

I'd suggest getting a blooming onion for lunch. Or maybe garlic fries. ;)

nah... just reheat fish in the microwave! :twisted:


hippie - I guess they don't have adult "learn French for fun" type in your neck of the woods..? You might want to check this out: http://www.early-advantage.com/product/MuzzyFrenchTrialOptin.aspx One of my Spanish teachers used this in class for early levels; I remember it being something like Sesame Street!

Or... buy a limburger or a brie and leave it in her desk drawer for the weekend :twisted:

blech! What a waste of good brie.

Nora - get a sushi roll and put it at the back of a bookcase or something in her office/near her desk. :twisted:

Selz, she'd probably think it was her own crotch stench and drench herself even MORE. :?

I come in to say hi and then read Nora's reply above...... :shock:

Feeels like home :lol:

http://www.channel4.com/health/microsites/G/g-spot/perfect-vagina/programme.html

:lol: :lol: :lol:

So has been an interesting day at the office....obviously, what with the stench and sushi and the garlic and the.... franco-american political speak :o . Next you'll be telling me Paris is doing TV Spots, while her dog pre-emptively paints the White House pink (to support breast cancer campaigns I'm sure)......in french.

Oh yeah & Happy Thursday everbody :P .... it's already got me :? .

Yeah Selz that shit has been going on here for a while now....you can even have your asshole bleached! Ask Raine! 8-)

*bangs head to hand* D'oh! It's Thursday! I go to Sydney tomorrow to spend 'quality' time with my mum - LegoKing is coming along too, though the other half has an escape route in not coming :lol: . Going to go look at corsets :shock: I figure I spend enough on lingerie that a corset could be justified :o . *dances a lil jig*

Is there anything you can't do in California??????

GLORI WROTE:Is there anything you can't do in California??????

Um... nope. You can pretty much do what you like. Excepts killing and raping, although looting is allowed as long as you don't get caught. ;)

Otts - Paris Hilton is at least saner than McCain. And her spot was better produced. :twisted:

Good grief, what have I walked into? Paris Hilton sane? :shock:

Supes... so are you rooting for the Hilton-Lohan ticket? ;)

Good morning everyone! *puts coffee on*

Grabs a cup and curls up on sofa.

Otts - You betcha... at least until I get that all important text message telling me who Obama' Veep is. Of course, LaLohan would be the first Lesbian on a presidential ticket and that would be way cool.

Happy Thursday! Welcome to the working week (at least for me).

Strangely, since this morning my money is on Mark Warner as Obama's veep. He's delivering the keynote address to the convention, plus he's from a state Obama really wants: Virginia.

Other veep possibilities for Paris would be Jessica Simpson... or Hayden Panettiere ("save the Vice President, save the world") ;)

People keep quitting their jobs here, it's really pissing me off.

Wasn't Christopher Walken running for Pres at one point? How awesome would that be? 8-)

hey everyone

how is it going?

Hope that everyone is having a good Thursday. Weekend is almost here. YAY!!!!! :D

Cobra Commander is running for President :P His ads are quite funny talking about once he is presidenct that he will take over the world with his weather dominator LOL :P

Heya Lone! Hi hippie!

ugh, I hate elections. I can only take so much manure at one time.

Fiatsypoo - and there's a chance we might get an election up here too, in October no less! :P

I know... don't remind me! When does Parliment reconvene?

*goes and bangs her head against the wall*